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ManchuCandidate's avatar

To be fair, no one loves Don Jr.

marcus816's avatar

My God, it will be hilarious if Trump golfs that day instead. You know, because “Iran.”

TBF, I would also, too.

marxalot's avatar

a very, uh, person huh? not a tv, camera?

karenmcginnis's avatar

This stuff runs in families, let's hope Don Jr. doesn't run for President. Senior, if he's still around, would tell Junior he was doing it all wrong.

LoCoJo's avatar

'Ol Pudding Brain will text Failson #1 and say "Sorry I couldn't make it, but at least your mom was there."

Just kidding. He wouldn't say sorry.

Old Flint's avatar

That one guy standing behind Trump looks like his water is about to break. If Trump lost it when a guy fainted while listening to his BS in the Oval Office, imagine his reaction at a percipitate delivery

GiggleSnort's avatar

Trump is the biggest narcissist ever. Everything is always all about him. Including his son's wedding.

42tontom's avatar

Perpetua Poopsybritches ftw!

Antifa Commander's avatar

“he’s got a very, uh, person I’ve known for a long time”

I will bet 1.776 bajillion dollars that he doesn’t know Batista’s or whoever’s name, either.

42tontom's avatar

“I have this thing called Iran. Now watch this drive!”

William McCann's avatar

Love, love, love the headline! I laffed and I laffed. Thanks a million, Evan!

Brian Wendorf's avatar

"and Iran, Iran so far away...

Rhand Holm's avatar

Bettina probably disinvited him because she doesn't want to share the event with a guy who'll make it all about himself. The orange narcissist would give a rambling speech about how huge and great each of his three weddings were, how big strong men cried at the service, where he went on his honeymoon with what's-her-name, how he had a great time golfing that afternoon, that they don't make ketchup like they used to, that the fake news didn't give it a full page in the social section, how dangerous sharks and windmills are...

marxalot's avatar

also he smells

Babe Paley's avatar

I wonder if he tried to make it a royal wedding thing but couldn’t get the right people to attend and then got bored.

Always Be Ithacating's avatar

Maybe they wouldn't let him take the microphone at the reception, and so he saw no reason to go.

Always Be Ithacating's avatar

"Kimberly Guilfoyle is in Greece, being America’s ambassador, presiding over ribbon-cuttings for McDonald’s locations at the mall, in Greece."

No horrid ex-daughter-in-law has ever been so perfected punished/exiled.

Kateorite's avatar

I wish we could apologize to Greece. No one deserves that.

Always Be Ithacating's avatar

Heartily agree, but I think the Greek people will take it in stride, and won't be tossing their delicious gyros aside for Mickey D's anytime soon.

Antifa Commander's avatar

Almost like one of those Greek tragicomedies.