That one guy standing behind Trump looks like his water is about to break. If Trump lost it when a guy fainted while listening to his BS in the Oval Office, imagine his reaction at a percipitate delivery
Bettina probably disinvited him because she doesn't want to share the event with a guy who'll make it all about himself. The orange narcissist would give a rambling speech about how huge and great each of his three weddings were, how big strong men cried at the service, where he went on his honeymoon with what's-her-name, how he had a great time golfing that afternoon, that they don't make ketchup like they used to, that the fake news didn't give it a full page in the social section, how dangerous sharks and windmills are...
To be fair, no one loves Don Jr.
My God, it will be hilarious if Trump golfs that day instead. You know, because “Iran.”
TBF, I would also, too.
a very, uh, person huh? not a tv, camera?
This stuff runs in families, let's hope Don Jr. doesn't run for President. Senior, if he's still around, would tell Junior he was doing it all wrong.
'Ol Pudding Brain will text Failson #1 and say "Sorry I couldn't make it, but at least your mom was there."
Just kidding. He wouldn't say sorry.
That one guy standing behind Trump looks like his water is about to break. If Trump lost it when a guy fainted while listening to his BS in the Oval Office, imagine his reaction at a percipitate delivery
Trump is the biggest narcissist ever. Everything is always all about him. Including his son's wedding.
Perpetua Poopsybritches ftw!
“he’s got a very, uh, person I’ve known for a long time”
I will bet 1.776 bajillion dollars that he doesn’t know Batista’s or whoever’s name, either.
“I have this thing called Iran. Now watch this drive!”
Love, love, love the headline! I laffed and I laffed. Thanks a million, Evan!
"and Iran, Iran so far away...
Bettina probably disinvited him because she doesn't want to share the event with a guy who'll make it all about himself. The orange narcissist would give a rambling speech about how huge and great each of his three weddings were, how big strong men cried at the service, where he went on his honeymoon with what's-her-name, how he had a great time golfing that afternoon, that they don't make ketchup like they used to, that the fake news didn't give it a full page in the social section, how dangerous sharks and windmills are...
also he smells
I wonder if he tried to make it a royal wedding thing but couldn’t get the right people to attend and then got bored.
Maybe they wouldn't let him take the microphone at the reception, and so he saw no reason to go.
"Kimberly Guilfoyle is in Greece, being America’s ambassador, presiding over ribbon-cuttings for McDonald’s locations at the mall, in Greece."
No horrid ex-daughter-in-law has ever been so perfected punished/exiled.
I wish we could apologize to Greece. No one deserves that.
Heartily agree, but I think the Greek people will take it in stride, and won't be tossing their delicious gyros aside for Mickey D's anytime soon.
True!
Almost like one of those Greek tragicomedies.
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