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CUTE!!!

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I'm more liberal vaguely knowledgeable.

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Gee, IT hasn't said anything about the Big Beautiful Wall That Gets Higher Every Day for quite some time. I guess the word "wall" was too tiny and got blocked out by Very Important Words like Bigly, Sad, Failing, Fake News, Alternative Facts, Believe Me, I Bet You Didn't Know That (meaning: IT didn't know that), No Collusion (or, as IT spells it, "Colusion"), Yoooooge, Shithole Countries, Hey Angela Don't Say I Never Gave You Anything, Covfefe, and so forth. But of course, IT has the words. The best words. The very best words.

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Or didn't I???

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An Edgar Allen Poe quote on a post about Trump? Long live us liberal elites !

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Words that Trump knows (or sentences he made up).Fake NewsSadTremendousGreatHuge - sometimes yooogeMassiveBeautiful wallWords that he doesn't understand.Accountability BribaryMulti-culturismAlienating America's alliesKids in cagesWhy he shouldn't be allowed to have the nuclear codes.

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I thought that might happen, my lost Lenore. Last two years have been a midnight dreary, but I hope people have learnt, and like my raven, will say Nevermore.

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That is not something you bring up after the wedding.

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I believe you'll find us just as meek and deferential as you RWNJs were when the will of the people chose Obama.Twice.With a majority of the popular vote.

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http://botnik.org/ then that way you wouldn't need a president.

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we were up in canada (stratford - country-ish) this weekend and i went for a run - mostly in town, but a bit thru a nature area - now i have the weirdest fucking growth on my right arm. it's red and scabby and liquid is coming out and this shit never happens in chicago.

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I dunno about the Porn models, but we are about to get rid of all of our Eastern Europeans because they are taking all the jobs the Leavers don't want to do.

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You lost, get over it. Will of the people. Out means Out. You're all liberal elitist. No to the EUSSR.

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Which is it?Feh. Simple obvious answer. Walls to protect the Chosen People (who are white Christians of the Protestant Evangelical stripe now) from horrible heathen tribes are good and righteous. Walls to protect horrible heathen tribes from invasion by the Chosen People are bad, bad, bad, and accursed too. And they will fall down.(If they were decrepit and old in the first place, and aided to fall by sappers toiling under the foundations, who were probably crushed in the tunnels when the wall collapsed, but hey, let's call it a miracle and give the trumpet-blowing priests the credit. After all, the priests are the only literate ones here and they are going to write the chronicles.)

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And even if it was a Repub rag that did the research, it doesn't matter because, drum roll please.... it's true!

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I remember when a President was called out for taking too many golf vacations.

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