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RogationDays's avatar

I don’t want to read his Twitter crap....it makes ME dumber. I swear I lose brain cells when I read it.

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Except exercise, I guess. Just start by walking on the treadmill for 60 minutes, increase speed every week. Then, start a little interval running mixed in. You'll sleep better, giving you more energy to do more exercising. It's a win-win

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

"I'm the only thing holding this thing together!" https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Ruth is finally free's avatar

Oh no, I meant precisely what you thought I did. We know how Devin likes his cows.

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

He has several

1. Racism Cell2. Misogyny Cell3. Puss-Grab Cell4. Criming Cell

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

We're gonna need a lot of Banker's Boxes for desk-clearing

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JustDon'tSayHambriston's avatar

Likely. But they're staying the fuck out of this, methinks. And looking over their shoulders at Vlad.

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Amy!'s avatar

Fredo.

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Wookie Monster's avatar

Trump has gone full Fredo.

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Littorally Speaking's avatar

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha amazing, so glad we got up this morning.

Us too, Evan, us also too.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

"I have the best ept."

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satch's avatar

"Reportedly Trump is super GRRRR because the Wall Street Journal ran an editorial after Ambassador Bill Taylor's testimony, which argued in part that "it may turn out that while Mr. Trump wanted a quid-pro-quo policy ultimatum toward Ukraine, he was too inept to execute it,"

On the other hand, when you've got hundreds of millions of dollars and the largest military machine in the history of the world to play with, how smart do you have to be? I mean, " I would like you to do us a favor though..." ain't exactly rocket surgery...

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satch's avatar

It was almost as if she knew Trump wouldn't be able to help himself...

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aureolamanita's avatar

The first rule of Dunning Kruger Club is ... you don't know you're in Dunning Kruger Club.

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aureolamanita's avatar

Also, he is An 'Tarded.

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Run2Live's avatar

Just read the “word…for…word” transcript.

https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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