Trump Visits Philippines Mass Murderer, Has Really Terrific, Wonderful Time!
Donald Trump should wear a traditional Philippines shirt more often.
Donald Trump had himself a nice friendly visit with Philippines president Rodrigo Duterte, who has a nasty habit of murdering people he thinks are associated with the drug trade (or just being addicts), and somehow, the topic of all that murdering just barely came up, if it did at all. Why would Trump want to talk about anything that just makes a great friend of the US touchy, after all? Instead, Trump told reporters he and Duterte have a "great relationship," which for Donald Trump could mean anything from "we're doing some real estate deals" to "I remembered his name all by myself."
As reporters yelled questions about whether Trump would push the subject of human rights with Duterte, Trump smiled and ignored them, and then Duterte put the meddlesome reporters in their place, much to the delight of the Leader of the Free World. Duterte shut down the reporters, saying
“Whoa, whoa [...] This not a press statement. This is the bilateral meeting.”
He continued, “We will be discussing matters that are of interest to both the Philippines and … with you around, guys, you are the spies.”
Trump, who has repeatedly dismissed reporters as “fake news,” responded with a chuckle. “You are,” Duterte repeated, looking out at the group of journalists gathered in the room.
Then Philippine security guards hustled the reporters out of the room, and, according to the New York Times, "jostled some of them roughly," which surely was also a hoot for Trump to see. He's no doubt already asked Duterte where he can get some press-jostlers of his own.
According to White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders, the two leaders talked about lots of important stuff, and some trivia, too:
The conversation focused on ISIS, illegal drugs, and trade [...] Human rights briefly came up in the context of the Philippines’ fight against illegal drugs.
Translation: When Trump said in April that Duterte was doing "a great job" on dealing with drugs, he meant every word of it, and for all we know he mentioned human rights by saying they're no big deal. Trump had the chance to stand up to Duterte in his own capital, but instead he was a Manila folder.
The Daily Mail (yes, we know) reports that Duterte's own spokesthug, Harry Roque, denied "human rights" even came up in the meeting. "The issue of human rights did not arise. It was not brought up," Roque insisted after the leaders met:
'It was President Duterte who brought up with President Trump the drug menace in the Philippines, and the US president appeared sympathetic and did not have any official position on the matter but was merely nodding his head,' Roque said.
'There was no mention of human rights. There was no mention of extralegal killings,' he added in a separate statement to DailyMail.com. 'There was only a rather lengthy discussion of the Philippine war on drugs with President Duterte doing most of the explaining. Trump seemed to be appreciative of his efforts.'
So the minor matter of Duterte's police having killed thousands of people without trial was either briefly mentioned, or not mentioned at all, depending on which authoritarian liar's spokesperson you believe. This is where we feel compelled to refer you all, again, to the New York Times's Pulitzer-winning photo essay "'They Are Slaughtering Us Like Animals'" (it's very graphic, just so you know) to get some sense of what isn't at all important to Donald Trump.
Sunday evening, Duterte literally crooned a love song to Donald Trump at a gala dinner for the Association of Southeast Asian Nations summit, serenading Trump with the sentimental Philippine ballad "Ikaw," which he said he was performing "upon the orders of the commander in chief of the United States," who can tell him what songs to sing but not to please stop murdering people in the streets. The song includes the line “You are the love I’ve been waiting for.”
— Karen Jimeno (@AttyKarenJimeno) November 12, 2017