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mailman27's avatar

In the picture up top it looks like Trump's limbering up his cock holster.

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doktorzoom's avatar

And this is why the man took 11 years to get a PhD.

Fixed that for you (in my defense, there was a lot of Life Stuff)

(OK, not in my dissertation defense...)

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mailman27's avatar

A deep mistie dive.

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Feeling Groovy's avatar

So you're good at words, not math. Doesn't lessen the achievement. If you were local I'd go to you for all my rhetorical needs.

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Bobathonic's avatar

It's a test. To identify the pure of heart.

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starfanglednut's avatar

Manila folder. Dok, you're a genius.

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starfanglednut's avatar

That's when I knew for sure it was Dok.

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starfanglednut's avatar

He just gets bigger and bigger. We're in Taft territory here.

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starfanglednut's avatar

The cakes we like?

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starfanglednut's avatar

Don't feel bad. It took me 34 years to get an undergrad degree. Alcoholism and mental health problems tend to slow the process down.

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jaspersdad's avatar

Trudeau picked up his own Jollibee up yesterday.

'Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau hopped from one table to the next, chatted with people and posed for selfies on Sunday at a fast-food chain store in Manila, charming residents of the Philippines capital for the second time in two years.

Trudeau, in Manila for a summit of regional leaders, dropped in at an outlet of fast-food giant Jollibee Foods Corp. after a visit to a nearby women's clinic that advocates family planning, a touchy subject in the Catholic-majority Philippines.'

https://i.cbc.ca/1.4399437....

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LeighBowery'sLuxuryComedy's avatar

That 'traditional Philippines shirt' actually looks ok on him from a distance; but the material is thin enough that the full middle-aged spread is pretty glaringly obvious. Curiously, Duterte's own shirt doesn't have the same transparency - or maybe he had the sense to wear an undershirt beneath it?

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Querolous's avatar

Needs belt, holsters, bandoliers and at least a half dozen guns.

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Querolous's avatar

Something tells me that "manila folder" will become a staple around here.

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javadavis's avatar

He always does that. It's kinda weird. When Baldwin does his impression, it's the main thing - also this reminds me of Hastert doing the same thing.

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persistently_resistant_gayby's avatar

God, will these two useless morons get a room...!

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