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In the picture up top it looks like Trump's limbering up his cock holster.

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And this is why the man took 11 years to get a PhD.

Fixed that for you (in my defense, there was a lot of Life Stuff)

(OK, not in my dissertation defense...)

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A deep mistie dive.

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So you're good at words, not math. Doesn't lessen the achievement. If you were local I'd go to you for all my rhetorical needs.

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It's a test. To identify the pure of heart.

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Manila folder. Dok, you're a genius.

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That's when I knew for sure it was Dok.

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He just gets bigger and bigger. We're in Taft territory here.

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The cakes we like?

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Don't feel bad. It took me 34 years to get an undergrad degree. Alcoholism and mental health problems tend to slow the process down.

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Trudeau picked up his own Jollibee up yesterday.

'Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau hopped from one table to the next, chatted with people and posed for selfies on Sunday at a fast-food chain store in Manila, charming residents of the Philippines capital for the second time in two years.

Trudeau, in Manila for a summit of regional leaders, dropped in at an outlet of fast-food giant Jollibee Foods Corp. after a visit to a nearby women's clinic that advocates family planning, a touchy subject in the Catholic-majority Philippines.'

https://i.cbc.ca/1.4399437....

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That 'traditional Philippines shirt' actually looks ok on him from a distance; but the material is thin enough that the full middle-aged spread is pretty glaringly obvious. Curiously, Duterte's own shirt doesn't have the same transparency - or maybe he had the sense to wear an undershirt beneath it?

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Needs belt, holsters, bandoliers and at least a half dozen guns.

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Something tells me that "manila folder" will become a staple around here.

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He always does that. It's kinda weird. When Baldwin does his impression, it's the main thing - also this reminds me of Hastert doing the same thing.

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God, will these two useless morons get a room...!

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