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Ross Garner's avatar

Well you'd better lift your game.

Ross Garner's avatar

I never knew Stormy even existed before Dump but after some serious research on Pornhub i know a lot more about her.

Ross Garner's avatar

Would this be the same douche who lied to Congress.

Ross Garner's avatar

And how much can you borrow.

Darth Trad's avatar

I know..... 'Stormy'... 'Sunshine'.... 'Gale Force Warning'....

Hesavebread!'s avatar

I know I'm just a lefty Euro-liberal but what is wrong with non-citizens voting if they live there and pay their taxes? They are voting for things that directly affect them.

Daniel's avatar

My favourite so far is one I've been told by a perennial weed and Trump adorer over on Slacktivist: twelve people were found to have committed attempted voter fraud in the months following the election, none actually succeeded, all were voting Republican or attempting a James O'Keefe style sting by claiming they wanted to vote Democratic so corrupt poll officials would expose their biasssss, ergo Trump's claim that three to five million people voted illegally for Clinton was confirmed.

Nigel R. Toppinglift, III's avatar

Almost lost a $600 hand cart...

Nigel R. Toppinglift, III's avatar

It takes a big man to like someone else’s idea better than his own, Dok...

Nigel R. Toppinglift, III's avatar

Less coffee is what’s in the Peet’s bag once you’ve filled the filter...

sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Non-citizens used to be able to vote in certain elections... that mostly ended in the 1920s.https://en.wikipedia.org/wi...