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Since it would be the RNC, they could return to their Golden Child Jeb Stewart. Wait, I mean Bush.

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It is clear that if the GOP wants to replace Trump, they need to offer him some kind of incentive. He doesn't want to do anything other than the inauguration, anyway. For him to leave, though, he needs to save face and have a good excuse for leaving. Openly attacking him only challenges his weak ego and will make him hold on just to spite them.

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G.I. german is easy.

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Do I have to say it again?

Fuckin' Nihilists, man...

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There are plenty of ways to anagram Reince Priebus. I prefer to remove all the vowels. What's left is RNC-PR-BS.

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You kind of have to wonder if the DNC has replaced the oppo research team with a fast-typing pair team of interns who just watch TV all day.

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Line from the movie Tobruk surrounded by Arab raiders the commander calls "unter der hoofen geshooten!" to chase them off.

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Finally, after all this time, finally we're experiencing the event for which the Electoral College was designed!

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I'd heard that some of these train wrecks could really pile up, but this one seems to be going on a long time.

It must be that train that runs by my house right when traffic is at its worst, and causes cars to pile up for miles in all directions, and on all the feeder roads, from how long it goes by.

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You can't be phthirius.

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He's expendable too. Win-win.

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at least it has german sentence structure, with the verb at the end. mine, not so much.

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Goodness! Laughed until I cried at that one. Thanks Dok Zoom I needed that

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They did! A Great White can't exactly tear a boat in half, but can make a doozy of a hole in the side.

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So... how do you know my mom?

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Don't forget, high in the middle.

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