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Coffee and Chaos's avatar

I am surprised that all Republican politicians are not permanently cross-eyed from twisting their brains so much.

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Jens TINGLEFF's avatar

Tuberville getting in on the act

𝘎𝘖𝘗 𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘰𝘳 𝘤𝘰-𝘴𝘪𝘨𝘯𝘴 𝘛𝘳𝘶𝘮𝘱’𝘴 𝘦𝘹𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘦 𝘪𝘮𝘮𝘪𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘳𝘩𝘦𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘤

‘𝘐’𝘮 𝘮𝘢𝘥 𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴𝘯’𝘵 𝘵𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵,’ 𝘚𝘦𝘯 𝘛𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘺 𝘛𝘶𝘣𝘦𝘳𝘷𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘦 (𝘙-𝘈𝘓) 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘐𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/tommy-tuberville-trump-poison-blood-b2466896.html

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insert_something_creative's avatar

jesus fucking christ

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VeraSevera's avatar

Blood and Fabric. Fabric and Blood. Of such stuff a country is made. What we need is more gauze, which absorbs blood. Make America great again!

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VeraSevera's avatar

It's fairly well established that Hitler was copying Henry Ford. It starts and ends right in in the good old U. S. of A.

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Nemo's avatar

Fentanyl is a great drug. But dosage and purity really matter. It was invented in 1959 by Paul Janssen, founder of Janssen Pharmaceuticals. It's a really handy anesthetic.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. I never thought Trump read My Struggle; I doubt he even read the book of Hitler's speeches he kept on his bedside table.

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John Vreeland's avatar

Put some punctuation in that headline, please. I had to read it four times before I understood what was going on.

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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

Trumpf Kampf.

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Nemo's avatar

All successful revolutions are the kicking in of a rotten door. -- Galbraith. The US Constitution, supplemented by numerous corrupt precedents over 230 years is such a rotten door. I fear for my nation.

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Demodocus's avatar

Fred probably read that book to him as a bedtime story.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

If we lived in a DC comics cartoon, Trump would be Funky Flashman.

Obscure character. Google him. The back story is funny.

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DDB9000's avatar

I knew who he 'was' immediately.

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counterlife's avatar

This is so depressing to read, but I am thankful I did because of the description of JD Vance that Mr. Hurst employs regularly. I think of human butt hair each time I am unlucky enough to view a picture of Mr. Vance. Also, I believe Vance's head is full of butt hair, which may make him even stupider than a sack of hair. That man is an awful piece of work.

What a time we live in.

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Birb-General of the US's avatar

I keep thinking Trump is more of a Mussolini than a Hitler. Does that register with anyone?

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Tessie's avatar

Mussolini was Il Duce.

Trump is just an ill douche.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQkVJ1wvEkM&ab_channel=Cajun-kunMedia

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

at this point, the exact historical figure doesn't matter, imo, because who really cares which one he's like? the fact that he's being openly fascist and racist and is not at all afraid to confirm he will abuse his power and become a dictator is the things we should be focusing on - that and getting rid of him - when he is no longer a threat we can debate hitler vs mussolini as much as we want

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archy's avatar

None of these lying dissemblers ever mention the fact that much of the fentanyl coming in to the U.S. is paid for with military grade weapons purchased by cutout buyers at border states' gun shows.

The cartels are being armed by border state gun running terrorists.

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Brianna Amore's avatar

Yeah because Trump said "drugs". Oh wait, HE DIDN'T ACTUALLY SAY THAT, you stupid fuckstick.

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PaulDietzel's avatar

J.D. Vance, yet another absolute moron whining on about Fentan-all. Ya' know like the stuff that's in all the green plants is Chloro-phall. I wake up in the morning listening to Scarborough talking about Dimmo-crats and then the commercials come on and it's all "Gin-erac Gin-erators" And why can't Scarborough get that guy from the "King"s Speech" to fix his and Eugene Robinson's stammering? And speaking of "King's Speech" guys why did Bridget Jones pick Mark Darcy instead of Daniel Cleaver? Was she nuts or is it all just to piss me off. Just like I'm getting ready to go up to the high school for girls' basketball and the refs will upset me with their lousy calls. Oh, the burdens I must bear..

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Tessie's avatar

"J.D. Vance, yet another absolute moron whining on about Fentan-all. Ya' know like the stuff that's in all the green plants is Chloro-phall."

I THOT IT WERE BRAWNDO.

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