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I am surprised that all Republican politicians are not permanently cross-eyed from twisting their brains so much.

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Tuberville getting in on the act

๐˜Ž๐˜–๐˜— ๐˜ด๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ข๐˜ต๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ ๐˜ค๐˜ฐ-๐˜ด๐˜ช๐˜จ๐˜ฏ๐˜ด ๐˜›๐˜ณ๐˜ถ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฑโ€™๐˜ด ๐˜ฆ๐˜น๐˜ต๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ช๐˜ฎ๐˜ฎ๐˜ช๐˜จ๐˜ณ๐˜ข๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ ๐˜ณ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜ช๐˜ค

โ€˜๐˜โ€™๐˜ฎ ๐˜ฎ๐˜ข๐˜ฅ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ธ๐˜ข๐˜ด๐˜ฏโ€™๐˜ต ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜จ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ต,โ€™ ๐˜š๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ ๐˜›๐˜ฐ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฎ๐˜บ ๐˜›๐˜ถ๐˜ฃ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ท๐˜ช๐˜ญ๐˜ญ๐˜ฆ (๐˜™-๐˜ˆ๐˜“) ๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ญ๐˜ญ๐˜ด ๐˜›๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฑ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ต

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/tommy-tuberville-trump-poison-blood-b2466896.html

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jesus fucking christ

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Blood and Fabric. Fabric and Blood. Of such stuff a country is made. What we need is more gauze, which absorbs blood. Make America great again!

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It's fairly well established that Hitler was copying Henry Ford. It starts and ends right in in the good old U. S. of A.

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Fentanyl is a great drug. But dosage and purity really matter. It was invented in 1959 by Paul Janssen, founder of Janssen Pharmaceuticals. It's a really handy anesthetic.

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Ta, Evan. I never thought Trump read My Struggle; I doubt he even read the book of Hitler's speeches he kept on his bedside table.

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Put some punctuation in that headline, please. I had to read it four times before I understood what was going on.

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founding

Wasnโ€™t Vance against Trump before he was Trumpโ€™s anal lingual stimulator? (he has the face of someone who would voluntarily give Donald a rim job after taking a dump.)

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I bet he dines daily on a shit sandwich.

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Hey, even Mike Goodwin sez it's OK to compare Trump to Hitler.

Here's a gift link to his WaPo opinion piece from today:

"Yes, itโ€™s okay to compare Trump to Hitler. Donโ€™t let me stop you."

https://wapo.st/3tgkjBa

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GODWIN

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All successful revolutions are the kicking in of a rotten door. -- Galbraith. The US Constitution, supplemented by numerous corrupt precedents over 230 years is such a rotten door. I fear for my nation.

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Fred probably read that book to him as a bedtime story.

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If we lived in a DC comics cartoon, Trump would be Funky Flashman.

Obscure character. Google him. The back story is funny.

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I knew who he 'was' immediately.

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This is so depressing to read, but I am thankful I did because of the description of JD Vance that Mr. Hurst employs regularly. I think of human butt hair each time I am unlucky enough to view a picture of Mr. Vance. Also, I believe Vance's head is full of butt hair, which may make him even stupider than a sack of hair. That man is an awful piece of work.

What a time we live in.

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I keep thinking Trump is more of a Mussolini than a Hitler. Does that register with anyone?

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at this point, the exact historical figure doesn't matter, imo, because who really cares which one he's like? the fact that he's being openly fascist and racist and is not at all afraid to confirm he will abuse his power and become a dictator is the things we should be focusing on - that and getting rid of him - when he is no longer a threat we can debate hitler vs mussolini as much as we want

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None of these lying dissemblers ever mention the fact that much of the fentanyl coming in to the U.S. is paid for with military grade weapons purchased by cutout buyers at border states' gun shows.

The cartels are being armed by border state gun running terrorists.

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