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Spells too well to be Alex Jones type.

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God bless my man with the name of a racist. Did ma and pa racist name you that special? I get that you twats got to crawl out from under your rock because your boy and his russian keepers stole the white house (but lost the popular vote by 3 mil...or so...who's counting...I am...I am counting...).

Sessions lied. He'll be gone soon enough. trump is a dead man walking, in a political, freedom to walk about sense...The goppers are desperately trying to keep him around until the mid terms are over, but trump is too stupid to let that happen.

You dumb fucks need to get over your hurt fucking feelings over the fact that you have to behave in a polite society. You stupid cunts endangered not only the US but the rest of the world. Do you fucking idiots know what russia is to the US?

Soon you will be back under your fucking rock where you belong. I don't mind stupid if you're willing to work on it. You and the rest of the fucking bacteria like to wallow in your stupid and whine like babies when someone forces you to look at shit that doesn't comport to your world view.

You can take your Alex Jones (or is he...), WorldNetDaily, David Barton and the rest of your fake news team and cry in your cornflakes as your dickhead leader gets led away in chains.

Douche.

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Thanx for clearing that one up!

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And seemed to genuinely enjoy fucking the rats?

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Why should today be any different?

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It shoulda been Cheney.

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Over the past year, I've noted that Trump and his staff tend to accuse someone else of doing what they are guilty of, and that denials of doing something usually means ... yeah, they're doing that. So I'm pretty sure we'll be seeing indictments within the next few months.

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I DO feel we're unnecessarily besmirching sexual fetishes..

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Omg, its ManBearPig.

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Okay, stupid question: does anyone know what the note to Spicer said?

(I ask because I've spent all day drafting various resignation letters. I have four versions but my favourite is:"Fuck you, and you and, yah, you fucking too.")

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I feel like the American Rabbit Breeders Association and the World Rabbit Science Association should sue Spice Spice Baby for wearing that. and the OED should sue him and K-Con for crimes against the English language because, yes, they're supposed to include anything published at least 3 times, but this is fucking ridiculous.

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He's for dealing with the aftermath of the bunny suit.

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Merriam Webster is a-comin' for his word crimin' ass

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I've always found that a politely worded resignation is more well received, and you will get a good recommendation. The half opened can of sardines placed in an out of the way location near a return vent: priceless!

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