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During the evening hours, Trump allegedly calls a lot of his "good" friends like Hannity for advice. During the day, staffers tie Trump down in an attempt to keep him from calling Ford a ho.Neither action is going well.

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"Congress"?

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The Junior makes it extra awesome

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Worst X-files B-roll ever

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Or “Olga Fuckyourself”

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It's disguised as beautiful, clean coal, so he won't question it...

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So the mushroom head prick tells those two assholes his lies and they believed him. The mushroom head penis I heard comes from trying to fuck knot holes in wooden fences.

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So a flock of geese is a gaggle, a bunch of weasels is a confusion and a flock of crows is a murder. But what do you call a collection of liars like Trump, Solomon and Sexton?

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Weakass Driftwood Jon Solomon FTW!

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Better than "Fulla Santorum."

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Chances are his handlers never let the fact Daniels made fun of his, um whatever, filter to the Donald. He only gets good news.

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"Why didn't somebody call the FBI 36 years ago?" feigns the perp who crowed "When you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab ’em by the pussy. You can do anything."

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"...all our guilt for making fun of Trump's misshapen junk DISAPPEARED!"

I have had no guilt about that. I have felt not so much as the tiniest molecular whiff of guilt about that. I like that a porn star has taunted donnie about his misshapen tool. That woman is uniquely qualified to comment on donnie's junk because she has handled it and compared it with the tools used by her fellow actors.

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NO POO FOR YOU!

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"...and wingnut talkshow host Buck Sexton..."

Again we have proof that there is no god! Only in a universe of random chaos and shifting wave functions can the name "Buck Sexton" be used by a radio host and not a porn star!

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