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kmblue187's avatar

"Oh, did you think he was talking about you?"

DemoCat's avatar

It would be interesting if 300 million Americans refused to pay taxes if Trump is permitted to loot the treasury, and a class action suit were filed against the government, IRS and Treasury. Stop giving our money to this convicted criminal and conman, and protect our tax dollars from him. $1.7 billion? Are you fucking kidding me?

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Gary. This gummy better kick in soon.

eddi-SABH's avatar

OK God. We get the joke.

Birb-General of the US's avatar

Thank you for the non-alcoholic recipe for us olds who can no longer drink without paying a price. My concern is with the Maple syrup. It's an ingredient I study a lot. One ounce seems like too much. When I make an entire batch of 60 oatmeal cookies, I only use one 𝘵𝑎𝘣𝑙𝘦𝑠𝘱𝑜𝘰𝑛 and the flavor is quite evident. I usually use grade A dark robust flavor (formerly grade B), but still. I think I might try this drink but with less syrup. I am all out of paprika anyway, so I need to get some.

Martha Howell's avatar

So it's a taxpayer-funded bribery fund controlled by Trump to reward loyalty.

"M"'s avatar

.. and also to encourage them to commit more crimes around election time IN HIS NAME with the tacit assurance of a pardon

Remember Pam Bondi lifted all the consent decrees that had been put into place so that voters would not be intimidated

Kid 'n Nipple-Play's avatar

A functioning, and non-corrupt, government would be cool to have.

Chino Cherokee's avatar

Did I mention I'm suing myself for $10 Billion?

I have a big brain, and if I win or if I lose, I *WIN*!!!

T L Mills's avatar

Oh HELL no! Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope. The J6ers caused a lot of damage in their little "touristy" attempt to overthrow the government. Howsabout those miserable MAGAts repay the government for repairing the damage they caused (windows, doors, office equipment, etc) and cleaning up the shit they smeared on the walls? In any event, there is no way those criminals should even be out of jail, let alone get paid for their insurrection attempt. This is Trump trying to pay off his gang of thugs on the taxpayer's dime.

Goin Green's avatar

This is setting up to be the end stages of the downfall of our democracy...

First Shitler incites them, then we arrest them...

Then Shitler pardons and pays them...

Then we arrest them and all of Shitler's DOJ for the money laundering scheme that is illegal for everyone else but Shitler...

Then they arrest us for arresting them and only a strongman can stop the cycle.

Shitler will be long dead, but his legacy will live in infamy...

JR's avatar

None of this $$1.7 $Billion for the Epstein survivors.

"M"'s avatar

That's because Donald and Confederates don't want them as part of the "army" they want to intimidate voters away from polls

https://www.wonkette.com/p/trump-will-drop-lawsuits-if-we-hand/comment/259824029

Joe Schmoe, Troublemaker's avatar

Just fucking *griftacular*!

Hollysdower's avatar

OK, Donny Trash, we'll let you do this...IF you also do reparations to the descendants of slaves.

Chino Cherokee's avatar

And all the Palestinians.

Hank Napkin's avatar

JUST... WHAT... WAIT... WHY DOES ANYONE WANT A STRONGER TRUMP?

"I understand he's provocative," Luntz added. "I understand he likes this tumult." However, this is the moment where Trump needs to double down, because "his House and Senate majorities are at stake, and they will not be strengthened by playing around like that..."

William Bouxsein's avatar

"We swear, these people are both the dumbest and luckiest people this country may have ever produced, and this is a country that produced the Kardashian family."

Sentences like this in particular are what I love most about Wonkette.

Hank Napkin's avatar

HE DOES AS HE'S TOLD, TOLD TO DO!

Trump warns Taiwan against declaring independence, hours after summit with China's Xi

Mildred Downey Broxon's avatar

At least he remembered his orders that long.

CzechJournalists's avatar

besides lifelong resentments, djt doesn't have storage for anything but very short term memory.

Hank Napkin's avatar

Also explains the diapers

Saviour of Bread's avatar

I have a Mister Chiang Kai-shek on line one . . .

Hank Napkin's avatar

He is *sigh* gone.

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Zap's avatar

Dull and rusty. Like his face.

Baconzgood's avatar

OT and once again from (the show) Police Squad.

He offers a smoke and says "cigarette?"

"Yes I know".

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SxPo-hHILYs&pp=ygUWcG9saWNlIHNxdWFkIGNpZ2FyZXR0ZQ%3D%3D

According to the rumor it was canceled because people were laughing through 1st joke they never heard the next 4.

That is why you have to watch Airplane 5 times.