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Schist happens.

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Seven (nit)

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"...Ivanka’s brother Eric tried to hide growing support..."

That's a sex joke, right? Growing support. It's about the whole banging Ivanka thing the male Trump's are obsessed with, right?

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Of course I read that as break the bridge.

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She already spawned the kid. Moving on to her next yuuuuuuuuugggge position.

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Palin????? She's Drumpfs number one fan. Drools whenever she hears his name.

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If they did have a dog, it was too smart to stick around.

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Susan Sarandon.

I remember her saying she supported Bernie on Colbert a while back. Could be wrong tho.

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"Ivanka’s brother Eric tried to hide his growing boner saying, “She’s got the beautiful looks, right? She’s got – she’s smart, she’s smart, smart, smart.” Then he tried to cover up a wet spot on his slacks.

Donald and his sons probably does cirklejerks in the sauna fantasizing about Ivanka`s wherevers.

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"Nobody wants to have the second best anything, especially Donald Trump..."The only time Donald Trump settled for second-best was when he heard that honesty was the best policy. He blew his SAT’s because he insisted on using a #1 pencil – #2 pencils are for losers.

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She's a BoB that I recall. There was blowback when she said that there may as well be a Trump presidency if Bernie doesn't get in.

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How about t this scenario/timeline:Trump picks his daughter as VP - then he gets elected - then he resigns the presidency, leaving his VP daughter to take over as president - she moves into the office with her family, and it's the first time ever that a Jew (her husband) lives in the White House - and all the Palinesque 'splodey heads' of the white supremacist anti-semites that elected Trump start 'splodin.'

Gene Grossman, author of best-selling crime novels - www.LegalMystery.com

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And page one of the USA Today says 20 veterans die/day because of suicide. I already have called Cornyn's and Cruz's office to tell them to fix this. Fuckers.

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And eliminate that evil Obama tax on tanning beds.

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Does one have to be sober to do the job? Asking for a friend...

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Although he already looks like an 80-year old who has had at least 10 plastic surgeries.

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