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Somebody said to me the other day YOU'RE THE MOST FAMOUS PERSON IN THE WORLD BY FAR!That's not necessarily a good thing, dude. Hitler is probably one of the best known people from the 20th century. Not someone you want to be on the same page with.

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Oh this has been marinating in my head for quite a few months now. It is completely marinated and started to rot and for the past few weeks has just been this horrible stench.

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And 57% of Americans think Taco Bell counts as food.

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"How broken do you have to be to say shit like that? Just a failure of a human life, really." Pretty good summary of Trump. 10/10.

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The most known person is not the same as the most liked. Famous and infamous differ in the feelings they evoke but converge on name recognition.

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"Praise the Lord."

"And, he's a Christian!"

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Trump can you just shut the f up People are tired of hearing it.

Ridiculous Trump defends his own fake news https://youtu.be/vyn3OXX4QZ8

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Hmmmm. I don't believe in the Jesus, although he said some cool things and was probably fun to get high with, but I'm pretty sure that if he were here today, he'd nut-punch that cheeto flavored asshole so hard that Ivanka would feel it.

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Hitler is pretty famous too. Just sayin'

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I'm sorry. I'm a suburban woman and we don't like him.

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Is that real? I am a mix of laughter, revulsion and something unnamed right now. I don't want to look at it but I can't look away.

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Story goes, Jesus didn't like to see a bunch of capitalists on temple grounds, so he sat down and braided a whip*, then overturned the tables and laid the whip to the bankers**. If that happened again today, I'd bet even odds that the Evangelicals would rescue Trump and sic the unlabeled secret police on Jesus.

* Cold fury.** Id est, "merchants and money changers".

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Nope. He's old enough, but he doesn't remember that, because he's not interested (and never has been) in news that isn't about him.

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Evangelicals.

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TRUMP: Somebody said to me the other day YOU'RE THE MOST FAMOUS PERSON IN THE WORLD BY FAR! I said no I'm not. No I'm not. They said YES YOU ARE! I said nope. They said who's more famous? I said JESUS CHRIST."Those people down there, they're all a buncha Jesus freaks, right? I'll say something about Jesus, it'll have those suckers eating out of my hands."

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Well, he's the same idiot who thinks that being TIME's Person of the Year designation is a popularity contest, so there's that.

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