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arensb's avatar

I'm starting to wonder whether Donald Trump has the intelligence and stamina to be president.

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Delmarva Peninsula's avatar

Gee, the NRA certainly seems to attract some sketchy-assed 'leaders.'

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

"...hemorrhaging members like a … thing that bleeds a lot..."

Are "stuck pigs" no longer PC?

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Shallow state's avatar

I prefer to think that Ms. Jones was just being sensitive to others by not making the painful yet obvious metaphor "the wounds of a seven-year-old victim of a mass shooting". I, on the other hand, can be an insensitive mofo.

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Boojum's avatar

Bleeding members like...Megyn Kelly's eyes.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie. What kind of asshole frat boy lynches a kitten? We now have an answer.

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plushie dragon's avatar

also my not so dearly departed dad, liked to brag about it

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Sister Artemis's avatar

*shiver*

That story about the cat murder.... yeah, that was awful, and it's been in my mind ever since Wonkette published it. I'm glad I know, but I'm sorry there's anything to know, if ya know what I mean. Purely awful, awful, tragic, horrific and did I say awful? Yeah, all that and more. I will never understand how anyone can "enjoy" torture and cruelty.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

I find school shootings more comprehensible than this. Probably a fault in my own consciousness.

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Staramour's avatar

He says he "took responsibility" because he was the frat president, not that he was involved. Ok, so now the follow up questions: did you kick these psychos out of your frat? Did you push for their expulsion for their abhorrent behavior? Did you make sure they got counseling for these clearly disturbed actions?

I'm gonna guess those answers are all "no." So, hate to break it to you buddy, you didn't take any responsibility. And when people do sick sh!t like that without consequences, they're not taking responsibility either.

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fuflans's avatar

honestly. just punch the shit out of them.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

That sounds like DAYS of work.

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Kel Varnsen's avatar

Psychopaths enjoy animal cruelty

Probably not the best idea to put a psycho in charge of an extremist gun organization

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

You think their bench is any deeper than that?

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Catnmus's avatar

I couldn't get past the first sentence/phrase without clicking away. But now I know how it ends. Don't tell me if there is more after that.

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WomanInThePersistence's avatar

He seemed fine hanging out with dog and goat murderer Kristi Noem.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

But she has rhythm. Did you see her matching Chump's moves. She'll make a great little cabinet member. Very Pence-like.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

TBH, even she seemed visibly disturbed at Trump's behavior.

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Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

Upfist for "working toward Americans owning a 25th gun to pick their teeth with."

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

A gun with a hair-trigger, one hopes.

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Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

Tough to pick your teeth with the trigger, though.

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Boojum's avatar

Cut off the trigger guard and voila!

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Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

Step3: Profit!

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Morbidly Curious Wine's avatar

I didn't read the article Robyn wrote on Tuesday about the new head of the NRA because the headline told me not to do it. I thought I would be relatively safe with Marcie's article because I thought Robyn's article would have covered the details of the cat murder evilness. I was wrong and now I have to hug my kitties close while wishing for karma to come calling for Douglas Hamlin.

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🕊️ ꕷꖹꕷꗍ ♌'s avatar

You're once, twice

Thirty-four times a felon

and I ha-a-a-a-hate you!

Apologies to Lionel Richie and The Commodores

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Viole Falusche's avatar

How can we Arsehole-Americans vote for him? He obviously doesn't love Jeebus's 2nd Amendment enough! And, that dancing doesn't look cis-Republican-Xtian enough, either!

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

He makes white guy dancing look graceful.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

But does he have the respect of Lili von Stüpp?

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Paul's avatar

Could be a health thing. Trump has always looked like a flaming bag of shit, but lately he's looking lukewarm and stepped on. He's so tired and irritable when he's not dancing listlessly or leaving appearances early.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

I am 63, retired from teaching in spring, and like a dog to his vomit I have returned to sub in kindergarten classroom.

You get more tired as you get older (I am pretty fit for my age, exercise about 2 hrs a day), which I hate, but what you gonna do but strive against it? Trump must be feeling it even more, as unfit as he is. He has got to be damned tired.

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Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

It would certainly look bad to experience a transient ischemic attack onstage.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I think he's losing his marbles, and his team is desperately hoping he finds a few before they inflict him on the public again.

(He's also losing his shit, but that's what the diapers are for.)

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Lucius's avatar

Trump probably thought he wouldn't get jacked off enough at an NRA rally. He's incapable of caring about anyone or anything other than himself, so he doesn't care about animals. Hell, odds are he's tortured at least one himself.

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Lionel “8647” Hutz's avatar

"It’s been hemorrhaging members like a … thing that bleeds a lot,"

Megan Kelly?

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RSKPDX's avatar

Out of her wherever

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Lionel “8647” Hutz's avatar

"Now he’s pulled out, citing “scheduling conflicts,” though there is nothing else on his schedule that day."

If you know a better day for the proven rapist and hater of our troops senile Old Man Trump and JD "Give me whatever donuts normal people order" Vance to exchange long protein strings, I'd like to hear it.

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Zap's avatar

“Scheduling conflicts” = The gerbils that run his brain are arguing.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

"The squeaky wheel gets the gerbil."

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"M"'s avatar

🤭🎖

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Maybe the forecast shows a good day for golf at Merde-a-Lardo, in a break between the hurricanes.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

He's not allowed to golf anymore. The Secret Service said no, and you know what sticks in the mud they are.

Big pout.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Hold on a sec...when he rails against "windmills," could he be thinking of "putt-putt golf"?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

He might think that there are whales in the water hazards, getting cancer.

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