Everybody who comes in, they just can't even believe my FLORSHEIMS. It's a good thing he doesn't work at this store, he'd spend his entire paycheck on them!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!!! I’m hopped up on the sugars! Just added some caramel to my afternoon latte, and now I’ve got the buzzes. Better go play outside in the sun until I can use my inside voice again and stop scaring the cats.
Another day, another new map. Kegsbreath sez the Pentagon (which looks like Satan's Anus) is going to use a brand new "strategerical (sic) map."
The Trump version of the Japanese Greater Asian Co Prosperity Sphere aka the Great North Murrica Map.
Apparently, Greater North Murrica includes Greenland, Canada, Mexico, Cuba, etc as Murrica territory which is news to those of us who live in these places.
If the Trump Admin wants all these Latin Murrica Nations then why go thru all the expense and trouble of kicking out the Mexicans and Cubans et al? Shouldn't they be citizens of this Greater North Murrica?
It's really nice and warm here today! Snow's almost gone - and Spring is coming1 I just heard a flight of Canadian Geese fly by, heading up the Connecticut River valley. Honk, honk, buddies. No Kings, No Nazis, No Secret Police.
I don't understand. He must have had many people do this kind of thing for him all the time. He's always operated like he's Al Capone. But not one of them has ever stepped forward. How he gets this kind of loyalty is simply beyond me.
I can’t find a clip, but it’s basically him quoting her as saying “Writin’ songs is just like paintin’ pictures” and Hank went completely off for like ten minutes.
$5 says those are no more legit Florsheims than the watch I bought for $20 in the back room of a small shop in Shanghai is a legit Rolex.
He said, "You must be joking, son. Where did you get those shoes?"
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!!! I’m hopped up on the sugars! Just added some caramel to my afternoon latte, and now I’ve got the buzzes. Better go play outside in the sun until I can use my inside voice again and stop scaring the cats.
Contacted Dave McCormick's office via email today. Fat lot of good it will probably do.
I asked him how much longer he is going to stand behind a credibly accused child rapist.
I think of this song by the Coup when I think of Florsheim shoes:
“Please, sir, may we have another portion?
We’re children of the Beast who dodged the abortion
Neck pressed firmly ‘tween the floor and the Florsheim
When they shut your shit down, don’t call it extortion”
In my “one day when Donald Trump dies and the rest of them are dragged in front of a judge” fantasy playlist.
https://youtu.be/acT_PSAZ7BQ?si=NYLmQ6O1TLblnGnv
This is, for the most part, a fun and hilarious thread ...
... but people all know this is still happening, yes
?
https://xcancel.com/i/status/2031045458278130153
If it's curious travel histories they're after, they might want to look at the flight logs in and out of Epstein Island.
JFC.
“Florsheim"
Probably been said a few times but I think of the shoes Cousin Eddie bought for Clark in the movie Vacation.
Here's a link to the Georgia SOS webpage showing the vote returns for Georgia 14 if you want to see who may replace ol' Empty Greene
https://results.sos.ga.gov/results/public/Georgia/elections/March102026SpecialElection
Jenna Turnipseed!
Another day, another new map. Kegsbreath sez the Pentagon (which looks like Satan's Anus) is going to use a brand new "strategerical (sic) map."
The Trump version of the Japanese Greater Asian Co Prosperity Sphere aka the Great North Murrica Map.
Apparently, Greater North Murrica includes Greenland, Canada, Mexico, Cuba, etc as Murrica territory which is news to those of us who live in these places.
If the Trump Admin wants all these Latin Murrica Nations then why go thru all the expense and trouble of kicking out the Mexicans and Cubans et al? Shouldn't they be citizens of this Greater North Murrica?
Fuck that bullshit.
LOL, they are nuts.
News of his demise cannot come soon enough.
So just full on nazi expansionist shit?
I was thinking about that the other day. You know who else started fighting on a few too many fronts?
My buddy Tom playing Risk?
Pretty much.
I'm going to splurge tonight and order a pizza delivery. I haven't done that for 4 months and I deserve it.
Tempting...
You are worthy of this, and much more.
A "large pepperoni"?
Extra splurge tonight...pepperoni, Italian sausage and green peppers. However, the gluten free crust only comes in the small 10" size.
Extra sauce?
Not this time. But I'm adding Italian sausage and green peppers.
YAS Queen!
Cnn today:
Trump often seems to be residing in an elaborately crafted alternate reality.
Oh reeeeely?
"elaborately crafted"
JANKY
Welcome to the Diaper Menagerie!
Maybe it’s just the rest of us who have crafted an alternate reality.
Nah, we’re just drunk.
Thank god for our media, how else would we have known?
Like every narcissist.
Till it blows up.
In which case: how dare you do that to them!?
Nicolle Wallace has been referring to this as "Earth 2" for a decade now...
Nothing "elaborate" about it.
Simba watching the news in disbelief this afternoon.
https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!hVsC!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fmedia_upload%2Fcomment%2Fbafff78b-0f04-4bd1-a3f1-67886c1059f8%2F9d6ecfc6-3393-4369-aad6-796f5521bcee.jpeg
“Hoomans r stoopit.”
That face
That right there
We are all Simba.
I have no offer for this: doesn't need one.
Happy ☎️ International Day of Women Judges to BP! You'll always be out favorite judge.
Hear, hear!
It's really nice and warm here today! Snow's almost gone - and Spring is coming1 I just heard a flight of Canadian Geese fly by, heading up the Connecticut River valley. Honk, honk, buddies. No Kings, No Nazis, No Secret Police.
Geese are honking their way up the Hudson, too! Robins are settling in and I can hear Carolina wrens.
It's just not credible that 21 names in 20 documents is an accident.
I am 100% certain it's deliberate, calculated witness intimidation - it's literally "we know where you live".
Bondi really really needs to be jailed for this.
🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
I don't understand. He must have had many people do this kind of thing for him all the time. He's always operated like he's Al Capone. But not one of them has ever stepped forward. How he gets this kind of loyalty is simply beyond me.
Singer and songwriter Edie Brickell is 60 years old today. Here she is with Steve Martin singing "When You Get To Asheville":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RzhTN9zW3w
Here she is with the New Bohemians covering Lou Reed's "Walk On The Wild Side":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFaDDkhFXDk
She is 60? Fuck, I'm old.
Don’t make me post Henry Rollins’ Edie Brickell rant.
Please do
I can’t find a clip, but it’s basically him quoting her as saying “Writin’ songs is just like paintin’ pictures” and Hank went completely off for like ten minutes.
I looked it up, can't find it
Ye beat me to it once again.
Seeing Rollins' spoken word tour here several years ago was one of the best investments I've made of my time and my mind.
I've seen him twice.
[bows head low in humble regard]
Someone actually had the sheer audacity to cover "Walk On The Wild Side"?