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I think you're talking about Jeffrey Berman (or something like that), who was the AG of the SDNY, and who had worked on helping Trump get elected in 2016. Once the leopards started eating his face he realized they sucked.

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I think it got to the point when they were openly discussing illegal schemes, and he's old enough to remember what happened to Nixon's henchmen. Barr was DTF with grabbing power by any means necessary, other than by sedition. I think that was the bridge that was a bridge too far for him since he knew if the coup failed, he might end up in jail with the rest of them.

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In fairness, at least some of them are ALSO stupid.

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"he was willing to wade in with his grubby paws himself"

Respectfully disagree.One of the enduring hallmarks of this garbage pile is that he NEVER does his own dirty work.

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Maggie: "Why not both?"

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"DEEP STATE DEARIE!!"

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This made me LOL immoderately.I flatter myself that I can reasonably witty when the situation calls for it, but I admire "understated" in the way one only can when one can't DO "understated".

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Apologies in advance for the mental picture...For someone who is an absolute genius at evading ACTUAL consequences, TFG is also, conversely, very prone to publicly stepping on his dick.

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No.If that were a rug, his forehead wouldn't be so big.

As far as the smooth tan skin, he's probably very olive-skinned to begin with (we don't age much), and then supplements that with expensive dermatologists and estheticians.

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You just know TFG is having all kinds of buttbaby rage tantrums because the lawyers who he considers his personal sl@ves are not willing to put their necks in the noose for him.

You know he's shocked by this, too, having assumed as a given that everyone would scramble to do his bidding, no matter how self-destructive, because they just love him THAT much.

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"I will bite and die"??

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It was never about "Fuck your FEELINGS".It was always "Fuck YOUR feelings".

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Daddy's getting ME a pony for my birthday.::folds arms smugly::

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"Tremendous! Everybody says so!"

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