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Emperor Salvant's avatar

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Marycat2021's avatar

Trump hired incompetent dimwits. so they're too busy incompetently dimwitting to know what they ought to be doing instead.

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Cthulhu's avatar

Dear MAGAts. You voted for this. Their blood is on your hands.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

DOJ Lawyer Emil Bove Refuses To Rule Out 3rd Trump Term : "By then he's like a sack of month-old crab cakes, right? Some useable tartar on an exposed edge maybe. Anyway. We put him in a bucket, put the hat on the bucket and just, you know, take him to meetings and stuff. Maybe some lips on the bucket. Like Anne Uumellmahaye in 'The Man With Two Brains'. Pre-transplant.... they can do that now."

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Margo Lindsey's avatar

Trump doesn’t want to spend a DIME on FEMA, he thinks it’s a lot of money wasted on people who’ve endured a disaster. He wants states to do assistance and relief. Typical Republican, if it doesn’t make profits, and it’s basically relief, forget it. Spend treasury dollars on military projects, big profits there. Otherwise, no money for the peons.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Let's hear it for Mexico. They were on the scene before any US feds.

To be expected, though. We've always had to depend on non-white foreigners to bail out the mediocre white males completely incompetent at their jobs.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

Hope they get to go home again.

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Fog of Jen's avatar

and that during a $5 million expansion six years ago, the camp not only made no effort to move older cabins in the most dangerous locations, it actually added new cabins in flood zones.

I can't help but wonder how much of that 5 million dollar expansion was paid for by the taxpayers of Texas.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

Check in with Paxton. I'm sure he's holding the cash in Switzerland.

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eddi-SABH's avatar

Republican leadership has ceased unscripted contact with taxpayers and other dangerous fanatics. "We are doing everything we can." no longer impresses even MAGAhats. The contrast in properly warned New Mexico has not helped a bit.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

Cut Puppy Killer some slack. She needed time to pick out the right costume. Makeup alone probably took ten hours.

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Lisa's avatar

I posted almost the same thing on her FB page and FB removed it because it was 'harassing' or some such shit. Apparently, FB doesn't like it when you bother the gestapo.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

Faceborg hates it when you mock the regime.

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Nemo's avatar

It's simple: Trump hates America.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Don't forget, we started it.

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jltympanum's avatar

"can you imagine the conspiracy theories that would be all over the internet if that had happened under Joe Biden?"

Whaddya mean? Obviously this was caused by Joe. (Not sure how, but it WAS).

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

Puppy Killer did blame it on Biden and even claimed she had cut red tape to streamline the process even as her actions did the opposite.

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Fog of Jen's avatar

gee, such a cutting of red tape to demand all expenditures have her personal signature as she fucks off for a holiday weekend

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BECKY's avatar

Why would they prohibit cell phones especially for employees? Jesus wouldn't like them?

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Fog of Jen's avatar

Don't matter anyway. The adults who run the damn thing should have been monitoring.

So much fail, all the way down

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

It’s a church camp. It was probably to keep them from accessing any information or apps that weren’t Jesus-approved.

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Gern Blansten's avatar

I solved the mystery of Invisible Mike The Invisible FEMA Guy going to Peru: he and Cred Tuz are having a sekrit hookup while the next disaster slams into Texas. It’s the only logical conclusion.

Actual sekritly pre-recorded future audio from Peru:

“Oh Creddy, Creddy, Creddy!” Mikey falls into Mr Tuz’s flabby arms. “You don’t know how hard it is trying to scrape past all the other sycophants up the PAFB’s a-holio!”

“Actually, darling FEMActor boy, I do. Now hurry up and pet my mangy face mongoose before we run to the pool for a refreshing dippy-do!”

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

You shouldn't put things like this on the internet. The wrong people see it, and we got a Prime+ streaming series in two weeks.

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Satanisreal's avatar

"Welcome to our isolated campsite where cell phones are not permitted," sounds like the first line of dialogue in a horror film.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

"Porgie, Porgie, you're... you're a White man! What are we... What are gonna do, man?"

-- Firesign Theatre, "Don't Crush That Dwarf, Hand Me The Pliers"

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Hooker P Tape skipping dipshit's avatar

After Uvalde and now this, is it wrong to conclude Texas authorities are lazy and unqualified for their positions?

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PuraVida's avatar

That press conference with all older white men, many in cowboy hats told me everything I needed to know.

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Lisa's avatar

If you're not Timothy Olyphant in 'Justified', there's just no reason for you to wear a cowboy hat, you just remind everyone how much better Raylan wore it.

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Let me sum up's avatar

If that's wrong, I don't want to be right.

ETA: but they'll still decry the "nanny state." Mother fers.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

The nanny state does put demands on those who just want to make a lot of money and push other people around.

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