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⚔ Devil's Food ⚔'s avatar

The collective U.S. Stupidity Quotient is unprecedentedly off-the-charts.

-_-

#AllTimeHistoricLows.

#UnbelievableTrumpianStupidityEnMasse.

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theblackdog's avatar

Maryland. I know they've got something, we just need to sit down and get the paperwork done.

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theblackdog's avatar

I'll look it up but if I need help I'll ping you, thanks!

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

That is my conclusion as well, he is a symptom of the disease.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Shh, they don't read anything but a highly cherry picked bible.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Actually, isn't he one of those fanatical dominionists who want to bring about the apocalypse?

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Consensual is important.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

That, and he is in line for the big chair. Putin probably won't let him quit.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Which begs the question, what in their opinion IS racist?

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Dr.Zoidberg's avatar

Oh, I know. It's either lie to myself that humankind is not completely worth saving or go live on a deserted island, and as I haven't won the lottery yet so I can buy my own deserted island....

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Dr.Zoidberg's avatar

...humankind is not *yet* completely *beyond* saving...

I need to lay off the twenty-martini lunches.

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Excellent advice.

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Lex Luthor's avatar

Reason number 3000 to avoid Catholic hospitals if you have any choice in the matter. (See also: living wills, miscarriage care, labor and delivery...) Unfortunately, consolidation has left many folks without another option.

The healthcare issue was a major reason we decided legal marriage was crucial, especially after AIDS. But without non discrimination laws, it won't be enough.

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

It's amazing what you can get away with when you redefine what 'being Christian' means. I predict that soon it will include ritual sacrifice and pre-tax tithing at 80%.

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theblackdog's avatar

It's good that it's gotten better than the horror stories I've heard in past years.

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

You've been your usual angry snarky self, near as I can tell. If anything, perhaps a bit gentler than usual.

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