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Eos_explorer's avatar

Could a, um, journalist possibly find out what Putin has on Trump. Oh wait, I guess journalists end up dead in proximity to Putin. Everybody ends up dead in proximity to Putin.

But what *is* it?????

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Yamuna Ramachandran's avatar

it should alarm Everyone that Trump literally stood up straight the instant Putin shook his finger at him.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

"Fight, fight, fight"

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Lionel “8647” Hutz's avatar

"For his part, Trump blamed a lack of deal on, what else, RUSSIA HOAX.

We had many, many tough meetings, good meetings. We were interfered with by the Russia, Russia, Russia hoax. It made it a little bit tougher to deal with, but he understood it."

The question is: Did Trump go with the the "Russia, Russia, Russia," bit because he knew he had done so badly and wanted to distract his base (his usual reason for doing it), or did he lead with that because Putin spent the entire meeting just reminding Trump that it was all Ukraine's fault that people found out about Trump's campaign sucking up to Putin and Russia to get dirt on Hillary?

I guess it could be two things.

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Tina Mouse's avatar

Or did Putin show him some videos of Trump raping crying children on Putin's phone? This is quite possible. All Putin had to do to obtain footage of Trump raping a child is to lock one in a hotel room with him.

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oscarphile's avatar

So the Commander in Chief of our armed forces induced American soldiers to kneel on the ground before the dictator of a country that was for 75 years our bitterest enemy.

Some vets will be outraged; the MAGAts in the service will just shrug and say "I'll kneel to any enemy as long as I get to hate brown people."

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Chino Cherokee's avatar

He also stood on the red carpet as Putin made him wait, and applauded the war criminal three time.

The orange kiddy-fucker clapped for a war criminal.

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SterWonk's avatar

Obligatory Belle: 'Let's talk about Trump surrendering to Putin...' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_WmpGt3Hts

‘Special Envoy Steve Witkoff announced that Trump got a concession from Putin which was “the United States could offer Article 5-like protection, which is one of the real reasons why Ukraine wants to be in NATO”.

‘That's not a concession. That's Trump being played like a fiddle by Putin. “Article 5-like protection” means that Trump agreed that Ukraine can't join NATO. They wouldn't need “Article 5-like protection” if they could join NATO, because they'd have *actual* Article 5 protection.

‘If they're excited about this, they don't even know they surrendered yet.’

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Enter Ranting's avatar

Trump couldn't negotiate his way out of a wet paper bag.

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SethTriggs's avatar

I wouldn't take a security assurance from Maladministration 2.0 ever. It is always so disturbing to see how we have sold out the free world due to this pricktator. Tyrants everywhere cheer while innocent people bleed.

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Littorally Speaking's avatar

Pssst, *PUTIN HAS THE EPSTEIN FILES*

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Chino Cherokee's avatar

I'm starting to feel that I'm one of the few people in the world who DOESN'T have them...

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Matt Rudow's avatar

“Biden was old and I wasn’t sure if Harris had really worked at McDonald’s,” I explain to my children as we submit to our daily strip search before getting our ration of turnip soup at the once-Anchorage, now New Siberia re-education camp in 2030.

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Chino Cherokee's avatar

Wait! You guys get SOUP??!?

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Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

Toddler & co. are only interested in Ukraine as a vehicle for his Noble prize. Right now, their eyes are on ALL the Blue cities in America and how they're going to occupy them to keep them from voting. It's war against Americans that is their new goal. BTW, he's ended SIX WARS? Sure, buddy.

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Anotherangle01's avatar

“They both want me there. And I will be there.” His brain is like a pierogi left out in the rain."

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Dearest Dementia Leader's brain is melting in the dark

All the nasty orange icing flowing down

Someone left his brain out in the rain

I don't think that I can take it

'Cause it took so long to break me (listening to him)

And I never had that recipe in the first place, oh no

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlOc9eV0dbs&list=RDYlOc9eV0dbs&start_radio=1

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lPYUGTAVmA&list=RD0lPYUGTAVmA&start_radio=1

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The Blessed Reverend's avatar

Shrugs, and also, SMIRKS

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Eva, Iron Goddess of Mercy's avatar

How is this not part of this article??? https://youtu.be/ldFWvHa4Svg?si=jVp0KDClKy6brZrr

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Anotherangle01's avatar

'Then Putin sprinted spryly up the steps of his plane, just to show off how he can."

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Stupid question of the day: What happens when you go on a date with your Vladdy Daddy, and your date sends in his body double in the original Vladdy Daddy's place??? Is that still considered cheating, especially if things heat up in the passion department??? Is it still considered Catfishing??? Inquiring minds want to know...

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https://www.msn.com/en-in/news/world/did-putin-send-a-double-to-meet-trump-alaska-summit-fuels-wild-conspiracy-theories/ar-AA1KDYvt

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Deborah Webster's avatar

And all the complicit white women.

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Tina Mouse's avatar

And Hispanic people who voted because they hate their cousins and women, and are as racist at the next Midwestern American.

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