Eh, I'm not entirely sold on this bleach or uv light thing. I mean what if it takes too long to get to my lungs and clear them out? I think I shall sit in a tub filled with water, plug in my hair dryer and drop it in. I'm going to try to jolt the virus outta me.
If they aren't comfortable with injections-- really, isn't that just another vaccination?-- then drinking disinfectant is fine. Clorox, lye, what ever you have on hand. Drink some right now, but be advised: it only works for trumpites so if you are MAGA then have at it!
Well, there go any aerosol cleaning products, if there are any left. “Yeah, Johnny’s feeling poorly, but dad will be back with some spray rug cleaner in a jiff.”
omg... can't breathe... When I read "It will probably not surprise you to learn that people have died from taking it, on account of it being poison" I started laughing and couldn't stop for a solid minute. I have tears in my eyes.
True. Lillet and St Germain and crème de violette aren’t *super* high-proof, but yeah, after 3 I’m silly.
My personal favorite is the iodine clock reaction. Too bad there's no way to make a drinkable version of that.
Since I've ended up in PA, I cannot tell you how many times I've heard that shite, and each time I do I throw up a little in the back of my mouth.
Eh, I'm not entirely sold on this bleach or uv light thing. I mean what if it takes too long to get to my lungs and clear them out? I think I shall sit in a tub filled with water, plug in my hair dryer and drop it in. I'm going to try to jolt the virus outta me.
Omg somebody said that exact thing to me today. I said with over18000 lies to his credit it's more like he tells it like it isn't.
If they aren't comfortable with injections-- really, isn't that just another vaccination?-- then drinking disinfectant is fine. Clorox, lye, what ever you have on hand. Drink some right now, but be advised: it only works for trumpites so if you are MAGA then have at it!
They should all just take their own advice and leave. Would suit us all best that way.
Well, there go any aerosol cleaning products, if there are any left. “Yeah, Johnny’s feeling poorly, but dad will be back with some spray rug cleaner in a jiff.”
I've known a few people in my life who've fallen into that category.
omg... can't breathe... When I read "It will probably not surprise you to learn that people have died from taking it, on account of it being poison" I started laughing and couldn't stop for a solid minute. I have tears in my eyes.
Great article!
Or any one of the very many episodes of CSI and it's offspring...
Dawn Michael, PhD; "They are so stupid because we have been doing this for years with the Chlorine Dioxide added to our water."
So, tell me, "PhD." Why aren't we all immune to the corona virus?
"Decent education?" Why do you hate America?
GO FOR IT, GUYS!
Go for it! Chug it! Inject it! Roll around in it! Hurry up!
They can't drink enough bleach fast enough to make ME happy.
This only bothers me because Marie Antoinette wasn't the one who said "Let them eat cake." It was Rousseau. D;