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YES! I love these kinds of services.

It's a little like a museum, where the weirdest shit is catalogued safely behind glass (in this case, of my monitor) and I can look at it in relative safety, with the docent pointing out the finer points of shitty gross leaky nastiness oozing out of whatever Reddit-y fermented hooker piss bucket is on display.

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Pearl Jam was named after one of the group's grandmothers, named Pearl (whoa!) who was locally famous for making jam #truefacts

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NO PRISON RAPTURE JOKES!

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Jesus is getting a restraining order.

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Robyn 'splained it here. Very short version is that Flavor Flav does not like giving endorsements to anyone and Chuck D is planning to continue endorsing Bernie, so they ended their professional association.

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evergreen;

"I know where all these stories of Jewish wealth come from - Jews always end up paying for everything" -Stanislaw Jerczy Lec

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This goes back to Iran-Contra which the ReThugs got away with because of BILL fking BARR.

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This is such a great way to put it. Thank you for focusing on the positive.

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Probably should drown it in Brawndo instead.

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I like the cut of your jib!

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A silly name?

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Harvard '93 or so.

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'It worked for Chuck Colson!'

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Further "hilarity" about The_Donald: While trolling the "snowflakes" who "can't handle any disagreement" they have long had a reputation for insta-banning anyone who even seems to be even slightly out of lockstep with their bullshit. Like, even asking a question that implies incomplete blind faith in the god-emperor.

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Now we're talking...

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