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Zyxomma's avatar

Math! Ta, Liz.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Remember - half the voters are of below average intelligence.

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Bob_piper's avatar

Ms Dye Intimates is the name of my brightly colored lingerie store.

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Wookie Monster's avatar

Lawyers know they can be sanctioned or even disbarred for lying to the court. They may be ideological hacks, but they don't want to sacrifice their law career for Trump.

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Zap's avatar

I think you're being generous.

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just_jim's avatar

Fortune made in Russia increased in Hitler's Germany.But the Kochs are for freedom./s

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

Wouldn't it be hilarious if all the late votes were for Trump?Not likely either, but a hilarious thought

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SFNY's avatar

Yeah, good luck with that. https://uploads.disquscdn.c... https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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SterWonk's avatar

We know the winner. We don't know the final score yet.

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Wookie Monster's avatar

But Trump claimed Pa. He said “hereby” and everything. Isn’t that legally binding?

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Dr.  Hooker P. Tape's avatar

I did join the resistance but that mostly meant reading Wonkette and occasionally wearing a pussy hat.

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Dr.  Hooker P. Tape's avatar

Sick? Or drunk over a toilet?

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guzzimike's avatar

Mmmmmmmmm.....pie.....

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guzzimike's avatar

Hey, I'm a man! I'm also in the Northwest. Aw, my wife won't let me have a "lover friend."

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malsperanza's avatar

They could cause a lot of harm, damage, deaths, and maybe permanently injure the electoral process in America, which is was admired and emulated by emerging democracies worldwide. The scale of the ratfucking would be pretty staggering.

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