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Math! Ta, Liz.

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Remember - half the voters are of below average intelligence.

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Ms Dye Intimates is the name of my brightly colored lingerie store.

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Lawyers know they can be sanctioned or even disbarred for lying to the court. They may be ideological hacks, but they don't want to sacrifice their law career for Trump.

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I think you're being generous.

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Fortune made in Russia increased in Hitler's Germany.But the Kochs are for freedom./s

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Wouldn't it be hilarious if all the late votes were for Trump?Not likely either, but a hilarious thought

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We know the winner. We don't know the final score yet.

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But Trump claimed Pa. He said “hereby” and everything. Isn’t that legally binding?

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I did join the resistance but that mostly meant reading Wonkette and occasionally wearing a pussy hat.

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Sick? Or drunk over a toilet?

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Mmmmmmmmm.....pie.....

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Hey, I'm a man! I'm also in the Northwest. Aw, my wife won't let me have a "lover friend."

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They could cause a lot of harm, damage, deaths, and maybe permanently injure the electoral process in America, which is was admired and emulated by emerging democracies worldwide. The scale of the ratfucking would be pretty staggering.

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