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H0mer0's avatar

"Pat, I'd like to solve the puzzle"

H0mer0's avatar

poodles are actually pretty smart

glennisw's avatar

I find it telling that Trump's favorite turns of phrase seem to verbally undermine his statements. His accomplishments are always "Unbelievable," or something "no one has ever seen." His subconscious must be having a fun time with his speech cortexes.

be kind's avatar

He used to be kinda reasonable, a few decades ago. No worries!

Keith Taylor's avatar

I'm sweating with desperate hope that he loses resoundingly, shatteringly, marvellously tomorrow. Everybody all around the world who possesses functioning brain cells and wishes the U.S. well is doing that.

be kind's avatar

I see what you did there!

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

I'm waiting for him to go full-on Henry the Vlll, and say he can heal the sick.

@anathema_device@bne.social's avatar

As that scholar Benjamin Franklin Pierce once said, and could have been talking to Trump, "You'll never be known as the Ugly American, Donald. You're overqualified."

@anathema_device@bne.social's avatar

He can't pardon himself against civil liability. Sue his defamatory arse, ladies!

@anathema_device@bne.social's avatar

That's what we thought about the original Nazis.

Turns out those people just keep going and going, fueled by hate and lies.

@anathema_device@bne.social's avatar

Then why does Rick Santorum still appearing on your TV like an unwelcome fungal disease?