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Ta, Stephen. Ugh.

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I heard about it

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"Pat, I'd like to solve the puzzle"

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poodles are actually pretty smart

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I find it telling that Trump's favorite turns of phrase seem to verbally undermine his statements. His accomplishments are always "Unbelievable," or something "no one has ever seen." His subconscious must be having a fun time with his speech cortexes.

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He used to be kinda reasonable, a few decades ago. No worries!

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I'm sweating with desperate hope that he loses resoundingly, shatteringly, marvellously tomorrow. Everybody all around the world who possesses functioning brain cells and wishes the U.S. well is doing that.

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I see what you did there!

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Judge "Box-wine"?

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I'm waiting for him to go full-on Henry the Vlll, and say he can heal the sick.

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Thanks.

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As that scholar Benjamin Franklin Pierce once said, and could have been talking to Trump, "You'll never be known as the Ugly American, Donald. You're overqualified."

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He can't pardon himself against civil liability. Sue his defamatory arse, ladies!

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That's what we thought about the original Nazis.

Turns out those people just keep going and going, fueled by hate and lies.

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Then why does Rick Santorum still appearing on your TV like an unwelcome fungal disease?

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