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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

The Vichy Times now is forced to tell their UES limousine liberal subscribers that Dementia Donnie is starting to fuck up their money grubbing and their European holidays. THE HORROR!!

(a bit scared: the NYT doing actual journalisms)

Trux Mint In Box's avatar

I understand that Rutte is just trying to keep a crazy person calm by sounding like he’s on Trumps side but it’s really frustrating to watch. A danish reporter actually asked Rutte how he has any self respect when he does it.

https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3mq5cr4watv27

PrimerGray's avatar

<Like a toddler cat with dementia.>

Our Hobbs!! isn't a toddler but he does have dementia. I envy his lifestyle at the moment. 18 hours of sleep sounds good to me. One for each year he's been alive.

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. I'm not clicking any of your links.

Mr Beeep's avatar

They all connect to ostrich porn.

Mr Beeep's avatar

Hey, if anyone deserves the Spanish Inquisition about his 33,000 lies…

PUT HIM IN THE COMFY CHAIR!!!!

Shocktreatment's avatar

The global helium supply pinch (or crisis, depending on who you talk to) has not yet eased, but I got a phone call from an actual voice wielding person and if I can get to the facility before 11A I can get last month's imaging done this month!

And because the straight warm ooze is not to be counted on, I am going! Who knows when the helium will be back

GiggleSnort's avatar

Room full of swag, and invitation to grift off it? I don't think you can resell a red hat, or even a pair of Florsheim shoes, for thousands of dollars. Does he mean maybe back up a truck, and take the lot? Doesn't the White House have a gift shop already?

Shocktreatment's avatar

The stains are actual McDonald's grease and the tiny fingerprints are Dear Leader's!!! I won't take less than thousands!!!

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

We have always been at war with Muslim Japan.

Shocktreatment's avatar

Heritable enemies. In the blood, nothing we can do...

HI2thDoc's avatar

Hey, oligarch techbros, how ya feeling about Europe de-Americanizing their systems? Not gonna buy yer shit anymore, there goes a slice of yer revenue. Proving yet again being rich doesn't mean you aren't a dumbass. Like how after Mushk got FatFuck elected FatFuck killed the EV credit.

Rosy red ASS's avatar

Ok, I am out for the day. Laters.

Yopi's avatar

From Professor Paul Krugman column

"For most of last year foreign leaders kept trying, desperately, to appease Trump. These days they’re mostly just humoring him, building a world in which his sundowning won’t matter."

Shocktreatment's avatar

Sandboxing. If we can't remove him, limit him to a constructed environment where the harm is not real

Anarchy Pony's avatar

Yup. They're humoring him like a useless old grandfather that doesn't realize everyone's fucking over his patronizing.

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

That's what I'm seeing too.

Randy Bender's avatar

"Surely more appeasement will satisfy $hitler!!!"

Yeah, just ask the Ku Klux Kongress how that's working out for them.

Coleman's avatar

Feels great to be the laughing stock of the world--thanks MAGATS!

Belasaurius's avatar

abut 20 minutes ago, Trump referred to the Islamic Republic of Japan

Shocktreatment's avatar

"See? I told you that President Biden was senile!!!!"

R. Riddle's avatar

There are so many countries into tentacle porn, it's easy to get them confused.

Thesaurus Wrecks's avatar

This just raises new questions about Jill Biden’s rosy if not blindfolded view from the East Wing.

By Jake Tapper

Thesaurus Wrecks's avatar

I’m not making that up. He really said that.

Jake Tapper: Jill Biden’s rosy if not blindfolded ‘View from the East Wing’

https://www.cnn.com/2026/06/02/politics/jill-biden-book-jake-tapper

Barney's avatar

As opposed, I suppose, to Melania's cold-eyed view of when she'll get power of attorney over the Rapist's assets, and how to move it all beyond the reach of American courts looking for future recompense for his crimes.

Rosy red ASS's avatar

FUCK OFF TAPPER in perpetuity.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Fuck. Jake. Tapper.

Linda1961 is proudly woke's avatar

Yeah, but Biden is OLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Belasaurius's avatar

If Biden had done this, Jake Tapper woudl have written 6 more books by this evening

TerseNurse's avatar

one more book, with six different covers

Richard S's avatar

Instructed an AI program to write them.....

gene108's avatar

“ (It’s good that Turkey’s bid for European Union membership is forever stalled.)”

The EU refusing Turkey membership 25 or so years ago is a major reason

Erdogan came to power and had been able to subvert Turkey’s democracy.

Turkey always held itself as a secular democratic state since Ataturk reformed the country after the fall of the Ottoman Empire.

Underlying Europe’s reason to deny Turkey EU membership was fear of being overrun by a poorer Muslim majority nation. People in Turkey were like “what’s the point of trying to be a secular democracy, when we get crapped on by the EU for being a majority Muslim nation?”

And thus Erdogan was able to ride that sentiment to power.

pstokk's avatar

A lot of other more important things going on in Turkey then and now than people's attitudes towards the EU.

ArgieBargie's avatar

Belgian prime minister Bart De Wever to Sleepy Donmentia's bloated face at NATO, while discussing financial aid to Ukraine: “This is also a very strong ‘red card’ to Putin. You can’t just take back a red card. You know that.”

I HEARBY DECLARE THE UNITED STATES WILL ONLY USE THE TERM "FREEDOM WAFFLES" GOING FORWARD. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

C&A Bongo Man's avatar

Football isn't life and death, it's more important than that.

freakishlystrong's avatar

Real question. What did Spain do?

Linda1961 is proudly woke's avatar

Wouldn't let him grab their pussy.

Mackafritz's avatar

They didn't kowtow to the bloated one.

nodak.   5150 47's avatar

didn't let us base bombers and tankers during the little adventure in Iran.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Their President said snarky things about arsehole

RocktonSam's avatar

T he bombing/ market manipulation has started again.

Oil up 6%.

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

Good thing I bought petrol a few weeks ago when it was only 50% higher than normal.