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On the off-chance he is incarcerated, he won't be able to have a phone. No more tweets.Go prosecutors!

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"Nevada has ZERO infrastructure for Mail-In Voting."

What? They have no ballots, envelopes, printing services or postal service??? Poor Nevada, we should start a GoFundMe for them.

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He is so used to hearing it applied to him.

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None. These lawyers are from supporting organizations and are working on behalf of the campaign, not trump personally.

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LOL. In all seriousness, I will be watching how much sabotage is done to the USPS by mid-October to decide whether I mail back my ballot or put it in a dropbox. But no way am I voting in person. Vegas rona is out of control.

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You say tomato...I say tomahto...Idiot can't even pronounce Nevada correctly!

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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha-the rest of the world

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they plan another Brooks Brothers riot if things look closeif trump tries to steal this election the brooks brothers crowd should prepare themselves for a riot alright

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Updated for July 2020!

Number 1 in our hearts, quadrant 3 on this shitty graph.

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-x axis for dick jokes, -y axis for snarkitude.

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They are challenging a “three day” presumption that something sent by mail will be received three days later.

The Federal Rules of Civil Procedure contain the same presumption. Rule 6(d):

(d) Additional Time After Certain Kinds of Service. When a party may or must act within a specified time after being served and service is made under Rule 5(b)(2)(C) (mail), is made under Rule 5(b)(2)(C) (mail), (D) (leaving with the clerk), or (F) (other means consented to), 3 days are added after the period would otherwise expire under Rule 6(a).

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"levels of voting, that if you ever agreed to it you'd never have a Republican elected in this country again," I'm okay with this.

If allowing all registered voters to vote means republicans cannot win, shouldn't they try to be more appealing to people. It's crazy talk , I know because they give not a half a shit about 99% of the country.

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A slow burn as I want them to feel it for a long time.

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Christ, he looks more like an Oompa-Loompa every damn day.

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Ta, Liz.

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Look at those shitholes on the right who are far closer to the center than Wonkette.

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