I'm trying to ketchup but this trial mustard turn out to be a weiner and get an answer to the much more meaty question: Is a hot dog a sammich-- or not?
Somewhere in a monastery of madness, the saints are choking on their soup. When the empire starts prosecuting sandwiches, you know the parody has eaten the playwright.
It's a good thing that Sandwich Guy hadn't bought soft tacos from Taco Bell, otherwise when he threw the tacos they would definitely have exploded. I have yet to eat a single Taco Bell soft taco that didn't shed bits all over me even before I unwrapped it.
Yes, they are, but they act so serious, as if the guy committed treason. They are apparently oblivious to the fact that they are making themselves look totally ridiculous, especially in the Age of Information when their every ridiculous word and action will live forever on the Internet.
Who, Judge Boxwine? That would be upstate, at the Albany School of Law -- just like her intellectual and ethical equal, Megyn Kelly.
Their protegee, Miss Clairol, attended the equally no-name University of Miami School of Law, down the Banana Republic of Florida., Bondi had to go to the Stetson University College of Law, also in the Banana Republic of Florida.
Unwanted, unloved, uneducated children grow into fine Republicans.
I see what you did there "this club has everything" Stefon Bill Hader :)
If Sandwich Guy had thrown a meatball sub at the officer the office could have claim he had thrown his balls in my face.
If you study that clip verrry carefully, you can see Jack Smith giving that sandwich to the accused and urging them to throw it.
'Course, that's the clip edited by Fox.
If you want a grand jury to indict ham sandwich, you have to give them a ham sandwich, not just a bunch of baloney.
I'm trying to ketchup but this trial mustard turn out to be a weiner and get an answer to the much more meaty question: Is a hot dog a sammich-- or not?
The sandwich court cracks me up!
Ta, Marcie. I'm glad they're idiots. AOT, K.
Somewhere in a monastery of madness, the saints are choking on their soup. When the empire starts prosecuting sandwiches, you know the parody has eaten the playwright.
"If the sandwich didn't split, you must acquit."
https://bsky.app/profile/katzish.bsky.social/post/3m4vvbgxn222h
"I COULD SMELL THE ONIONS AND MUSTARD"
he didn't even have to pay for it! Free sammich!
This right here 👆
They don't get hangry on such vigorous duty?
She chose to be hot and she is trying to "fake smart." It's not working.
Was it ever disclosed exactly what type of sandwich it was?
Salt and Buttery. Says so right in the complaint.
That's classified.
It's a good thing that Sandwich Guy hadn't bought soft tacos from Taco Bell, otherwise when he threw the tacos they would definitely have exploded. I have yet to eat a single Taco Bell soft taco that didn't shed bits all over me even before I unwrapped it.
BUT NO ONIONS AND MUSTARD
JUST LETTUCE
I'm sorry - I can't help but laugh at these people because they are completely ridiculous
Yes, they are, but they act so serious, as if the guy committed treason. They are apparently oblivious to the fact that they are making themselves look totally ridiculous, especially in the Age of Information when their every ridiculous word and action will live forever on the Internet.
“I did it. I threw a sandwich” is the new "Give me liberty or give me death."
wow
you think I could get the matchbook she ordered her law degree from? always thought one would gussy up the place
Who, Judge Boxwine? That would be upstate, at the Albany School of Law -- just like her intellectual and ethical equal, Megyn Kelly.
Their protegee, Miss Clairol, attended the equally no-name University of Miami School of Law, down the Banana Republic of Florida., Bondi had to go to the Stetson University College of Law, also in the Banana Republic of Florida.
Unwanted, unloved, uneducated children grow into fine Republicans.
Oh the humanity! The sandwich exploded, “I could smell the onions and mustard.”