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WWII libelz!!

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Puppet strings.

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I wouldn't kick it out of bed for eating crackers, but I'd prefer a nice Thunderbolt.

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Those are all too long for the Lord Dampnut crowd. The FUP is a short, suitable name change for the GOP.

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Eeeeeeek!

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It's not the meat, it's the motion.

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We'll be starting those cuts with Tillerson's salary, right?

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Mattis ain't happy about this.

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I wish them incurable scabies.

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The updates say prostitution.

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I'd take The Fork-Tailed Devil

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Just a reminder that we are spending $15 million a month of TAXPAYER MONEY ostensibly because for his kid to have to change from one elite private school to another mid-year would be an unbearable hardship.

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Wow that Esquire piece is horrifying.

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Isn't this basically the same plan the USSR followed? Poured every cent into the military (that wasn't being skimmed off to line the pockets of the Politburo and their cronies) while the populous fell further and further into poverty? Right up until the whole system collapsed completely?

Maybe Putin thinks he'll end up running a plutocracy/kleptocracy here, too.

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Putin /wants/ a plutocracy/kleptocracy, and the Republicans are gift-wrapping one for him.

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He'll still have the golden parachute from Exxon so he doesn't need a salary.

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