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Vive Ukraine!'s avatar

WWII libelz!!

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Querolous's avatar

Puppet strings.

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Vel Venturi's avatar

I wouldn't kick it out of bed for eating crackers, but I'd prefer a nice Thunderbolt.

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Vive Ukraine!'s avatar

Those are all too long for the Lord Dampnut crowd. The FUP is a short, suitable name change for the GOP.

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Notreelyhelping's avatar

Eeeeeeek!

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Querolous's avatar

It's not the meat, it's the motion.

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The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

We'll be starting those cuts with Tillerson's salary, right?

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Thaag the Nasty Trollop's avatar

Mattis ain't happy about this.

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Thaag the Nasty Trollop's avatar

I wish them incurable scabies.

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Thaag the Nasty Trollop's avatar

The updates say prostitution.

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Querolous's avatar

I'd take The Fork-Tailed Devil

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DuchessD'Orleans's avatar

Just a reminder that we are spending $15 million a month of TAXPAYER MONEY ostensibly because for his kid to have to change from one elite private school to another mid-year would be an unbearable hardship.

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Snopes Shop's avatar

Wow that Esquire piece is horrifying.

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JCfromNC's avatar

Isn't this basically the same plan the USSR followed? Poured every cent into the military (that wasn't being skimmed off to line the pockets of the Politburo and their cronies) while the populous fell further and further into poverty? Right up until the whole system collapsed completely?

Maybe Putin thinks he'll end up running a plutocracy/kleptocracy here, too.

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phoenix00's avatar

Putin /wants/ a plutocracy/kleptocracy, and the Republicans are gift-wrapping one for him.

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phoenix00's avatar

He'll still have the golden parachute from Exxon so he doesn't need a salary.

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