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Susan Niemann's avatar

I figured Jeffrey Clark was the night shift manager at a Super 8 somewhere....whatta doofus.

Babe Paley's avatar

So fucking strange that it's cold and you get inundated by people who shout "HA! What about global warming now, idiots?" But then when it's 121 degrees the same people are awfully quiet.

marxalot's avatar

i hear the anti regulatory idiots are also trying to set the β€œstatistical human life value” to zero, meaning that any regulation that cost any dollars to comply with would automatically be burdensome, since there’s no cost of human life to compare it against on the cost/benefit analysis

Hank Napkin's avatar

Shit. Scanned "Lee Zeldin" as "Led Zeppelin".

ManchuCandidate's avatar

His work has gone down quickly like a Lead Zepplin.

Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

Doc, is Vlad the Impala still in running condition, or have you sold it?

Ruth Ann Harnisch's avatar

I love supporting independent voices! How many in the pool?

fair_n_hite_451's avatar

Trump's EPA is that schoolyard kid who's best comeback was "Oh yeah, well you're a POOPYHEAD"

Bagels of Doom's avatar

Cue Eric the Viking clip "THIS IS NOT HAPPENING!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ee6-sI9rdtA

ManchuCandidate's avatar

Good for Tech Bras till the AI bubble pops and horrible for anyone else as inflation jumps up.

Mavenmaven's avatar

Trump really wants to make life in these United States to be like the famous quote from Hobbes: 'Solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short'.

Doktor Zoom's avatar

Funny, that sounds more like Calvin.

Hank Napkin's avatar

I take "Calvin and Hobbs" more seriously than Hobbes.

Shallow state's avatar

the US may as well not try to reduce greenhouse emissions anyway because other countries pollute more than we do

Probably we should also bring back the radium girls because Chernobyl.

goCatgo's avatar

There were girls ?

Dang. I missed them.

Shallow state's avatar

What happened - what was done - to the radium girls was horrifying. If you don't know the story and have a weak stomach it might behoove you not to google it.

goCatgo's avatar

Thanks, I did not know that.

Jeff, still got my guitar's avatar

Clark is a traitorous fuck but he knows they will lose in court, for years. He also knows they will try anyway. Speaking of air pollution. Remember that cabinet meeting yesterday the press got suddenly bum rushed out of? Apparently somebody's diaper got filled up and began stinking to high heaven! That's definitely a health hazard.

marxalot's avatar

transmetropolitan spider sez the president has shat himself panel dot png

Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

Fittest president ever.

Baconzgood's avatar

"So windmills kill birds President Trump? Lookie here"

-Bald Eagle after The Exxon Valdez Oil Spill-

tehbaddr's avatar

β€œWe are driving a dagger straight into the heart of the climate change religion.”

It's SCIENCE you fuckhead! Your view is more likely religious based!

ManchuCandidate's avatar

Climate change isn't Nosferatu. By the way don't mention daggers to the heart around Stephen Miller.

Baconzgood's avatar

Science isn't based on facts....oh wait...it is.

Science isnt based on what you observe....oh wait....it is.

SCIENCE ISN'T BASED ON WHAT TRUMP THINKS!!! (yeah that's the "sweet spot". That is the one MAGA will run with)

TootsStansbury πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

I wonder what weird fantasy country these different flavors of fascists imagine this to become? Galt’s Gulch? Giliad? Mad Max? There are no modern countries that function this way; even Russia is more efficient.

fair_n_hite_451's avatar

I'm thinking King Midas is their aim because they've never read the story all the way to the end...

EyeQueue's avatar

Probably a mixture of all of the above.