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You know, without the constant barrage of incoherent, inaccurate and just downright dumbfounding Tweets coming from President Mulligan, we wouldn't realize just how profoundly inept, immature and, well, stooooooopid he really is.

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That’s like saying the grocery store is subsidizing me 35 cents a roll for buying a 24-pack of toilet paper instead of single rolls.Damn, why is my FDF shitposting on the local grocery store? They just trying to put food on your fambly.

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Dementia. I've seen it before.

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Parasitic alien worms?

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Brain slug hidden by the comb-over?

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Fuck. It turned out to be prophecy.

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You. Can't. Make This. Shit. Up.

https://www.esquire.com/new..."the president has patched in Dobbs via speakerphone to multiple meetings in the Oval Office so that he could offer his two cents, according to three sources familiar with these conversations. Trump will ask Dobbs for his opinion before and after his senior aides or Cabinet members have spoken. Occasionally, he will cut off an official so the Fox Business host can jump in"

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the freeze peach party, everybody. https://twitter.com/parscal...

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Didn't they start calling it The White House after it was whitewashed to cover the soot after the British reduced it to a burned out shell in 1812? Trump could have told the kids that if he had retained even a whisper of civics. How could anyone make it through 4th grade without having heard that story?

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Not mine!

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every time I see David Hogg on the TeeVee, I see why your average American reactionary is scared shitless of him.

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He has no values.

I assume all the hires also are devoid of values, ethics and morals. It would be real hard to work there otherwise.

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I was unaware that the two are mutually exclusive.

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Done Deal. Set your wayback machine to Jan. 22, 2017

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I've had other friends who watched their parent's slide into dementia that the adventures of Agent Orange are awfully reminiscent.

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Any chance the British could take another wack at that?

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