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One. Soviet manufacture. Signed, "To be prepare!" —Volodya.

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Right. Very much not happening.

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The gif at the top is nightmare inducing; my brain cannot reconcile Trumps face and Snow White.

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at appeal level, the influence of a single or pair of judges isn't as problematic. The Supremes need 4 yeses to hear a case, and I don't think Trump has that many. And if the Appeals Courts in these districts make quick work of the arguments, it's hard to see anyone at the SC wanting to stick their neck out. Remember, United States vs Nixon was 8-0.

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hahahahaha!

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I am disturbed by the butts when those things dance.

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Very soon, I understand. This will be... interesting.

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Trump's a loser. The only thing he has going for him at this point is Mitch McConnell.

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Anyone who believes Trump is a hero needs a life coach and a therapist. Lol! Maybe ‘hero’ is the wrong word. Maybe ‘savior’? Certainly it has a more royal connotation. And it seems to be the smoke the Evangelicals are blowing up his ass.

I hope he fades away into obscurity, in a padded room somewhere quiet.

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Why should he have to obey the law if he won an election in which which he didn't get the most votes? That's doesn't seem like we are being very fair. This is America. Are we really prepared to make wealthy people follow the law. How will we get greater doing that? I'm confused.

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Ramos? Reminds me of that subversive Yossarian. "Yossarian – the very sight of the name made him shudder. There were so many esses in it. It just had to be subversive. It was like the word subversive itself. It was like seditious and insidious too, and like socialist, suspicious, fascist and Communist."

On a serious note what are the next judicial steps in the process? Which court hears the appeal and how many steps until the Supremes decide whether or not to take the case?

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Plz don't hate me, Evan, but ...

"Internet" is a proper noun, thus it should be capitalised 😎

Also, too ... in context, Do not pass "Go," since it is a specific Monopoly game reference 😇😇😇

I'm reporting you to your Editrix, & am willing to be slapped with Melanoma pics as punishment if I'm wrong 😎😎😎

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I suspect that the video at the top of this piece has been maliciously edited to make Trump look more coherent.

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Never in the country's history has a president fought so hard to keep a job he absolutely hates.

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Oh please Lord Dampnut, blow a gasket. Not in the sense of a fatal anyurism, but more in the sense of just going completely batshit crazy, and barricading yourself in the Lincoln bedroom until they stop all this WITCH-HUNT WITCH-HUNT YOU’RE THE RUSSIAN COLLUSION. That would be OK.

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