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mtn_socialist's avatar

I'm ditching my iPhone and getting an Antifa Terrier cell.

Christine Early's avatar

Welcome to the Great (?) State of Texas, where stupidity is king!!!

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Fight it all the way to the Supreme Court. Win! Then, when we take over, we've got new tools in our toolbox to go after MAGA as a terrorist organization.

Anzu's avatar

Wait until they find out about the original Kirk/Spock zines from the 1970s.

(Fandom zines are still made! I have a Cloud/Tifa one made by an FF7 group that I got just last year.)

kckitty's avatar

Wearing all black is proof of antifa? That would mean a lot of people in NYC and Paris are guilty!

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie. I'm too fucking disgusted for words.

Jacob Kloess's avatar

Just wait until the DOJ finds out that US Army Field Manual TM 31 - 210 (Improvised Munitions) is available for free online. Or for sale via Amazon. (Now is definitely not the time and place to disclose which Field Manuals I bought on eBay back in November of 2024, “just in case.”)

Enter Ranting's avatar

If they think Antifa are terrorists, wait until they get a load of all the pissed off terrorists from the Middle East that Donnie has pissed off for generations.

Phried Ω's avatar

I wonder how many years I could get for posting this. https://archive.org/details/theanarchistcookbookwilliampowell

Kateorite's avatar

Interesting times.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

I wanna publish zines and rage against machines!

Prostate of Dorian Gray's avatar

Yo, I've been antifa since my first Captain America comics.

Goonemeritus's avatar

ANTIFA hasn't tried to murder me yet, but I'm pretty sure they are stealing socks from my drier!

John Thorstensen's avatar

No, that's the underpants gnomes. Their new business plan is far more profitable than the old one.

Wokey McWokeface's avatar

A one legged antifa is stealing one of each sock.