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I smell a future book report in the making.

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He may be a turd sniffer, but I LOVE those bangs!!

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Him & Chuck Todd have the same hair stylist.............

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Yea really wtf is it with Trump and bad hair styles?

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The haircut alone screams 'whack job!!!!'

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PC is also known as 'adult manners.'

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Oh MY.....

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I was mostly ignoring comments about his hair, but yours made me actually look at it.

CRAPALMIGHTY! That's one seriously bizarre 'do.

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"Walleyed goober"

Sounds like a GREAT name for a southern band...

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Nerd.

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Speaking for Cthulhu, I can attest that he would definitively be repulsed by him.

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Oooooh, Silent Hill.

Those nurses make me feel all twitchy. And not in a good way.

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"Christoga"? "CHRISTOGA"?!?

Is it just me, or does this sound more like a frat party from Animal House than anything else?

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George, is that you?

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I was about to say, people who think those nurses are sexy need to get their libidos recalibrated.

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Nerfherder (nerdiest one I know).

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