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$136050197's avatar

Looks like a boxer rebelling.

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Dudleydidwrong's avatar

That's what Trump meant by "winning." He's surpassed those other events. "We're #1!"

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Dudleydidwrong's avatar

But...but...but...beer? There has to be beer.

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sarafina's avatar

Andrés sounds nice.

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sarafina's avatar

He would have charged them.

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sarafina's avatar

The Montana guys may have vacationed in PR at some point.

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Dudleydidwrong's avatar

They weren't afraid to come out of MontanaThey were as nervy as they could beThey were hired to get the juice flowingIn Puerto Rico, part of the US of A.

Two employees, not one more.That's all they had, not one more

It was a rinky dinky stinky ZinkeElectric company doing griftyThat was hired on that day

It was a rinky dinky stinky ZinkeElectric company doing griftyThat was the best anyone could say.

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mailman27's avatar

As smarter people than me have repeatedly pointed out, hire people who have an anti-government ideology to run the government and it will flounder. Then, of course, it's all "Look, government doesn't work!" What's surprising to me is how many times people can be fooled by this.

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Dudleydidwrong's avatar

For the first time in 20 years (literally) we'll be with a nest of rampant librul socializmus Trump-hatin,' atheist-acceptin,' race-mixin' gay-includin' and transgender-embracin' family. I'm hoping that we can give thanks for more indictments. There may be nuances to chew on but no turkey leg throwing. Hallelujah!

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mailman27's avatar

See also; Third base, born on.

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TakingAmes's avatar

I am shocked. Shocked, I tell you, to find there is gambling going on in this establishment.

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TakingAmes's avatar

I'd like proof that those checks allegedly sent once called out actually arrived, thanks.

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theblackdog's avatar

I feel like eating at Jaleo this weekend

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Nigel R. Toppinglift, III's avatar

Nor do people that resent competence. The combination of both is a killer...

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Mongolia. Tibet. Etc.

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Schrodinger's Hooman's avatar

I wish I could get hit by a hurricane so people would bring me food! I have to walk all the way down to the 7-11 for a frozen burrito, and microwave it MYSELF! Wypipo lives matter!

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