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It is indescribably painful to read this today, three days after the election was called.

How on EARTH could he have won? I mean, I know the various answers -- but the horror of living in a nation with so many people who not only accept his behavior but who mimic it (the "slavery" tweets to Black people; the "Your body, my choice" merch and taunts).

Dems don't do that. One party comprises rational adults with compassion and self-control; one party comprises rageful toddlers.

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Not sufficiently bitter, babbling or senile it would seem

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So last week MAGAts were all falling on their fainting couches over being called garbage but it’s okay for J Divan to call her trash?

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Has Sir invited the Wrath of God? For the Bible does darkly warn against the Sin of the sticky-tissue Onanism of Self Pardon! Do I hear an Amen?

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I voted today.

But more importantly, my granddaughter voted for the first time.

She voted for her reproductive rights.

For LGBQT rights.

For our democratic republic.

She voted blue.

Up and down the ballot.

I hope enough people did the same.

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Wooo boy! He's ready for The Farm! If he does manage to cheat his way in they're gonna 25 him sooo damn fast, get that ass chigger JV Dunce to run things for them!

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You have stumbled into The Plan...

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old stupid ugly baby needs a nap. and to never hold office ever again.

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"Hello, 911? Please help! An 80 year old woman just ripped up a piece of paper!"

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"She’s crazy as a bedbug."

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Well, he'd know bedbugs.

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"Trump calling Democrats the enemy within and all his other senile Nazi shit."

How his wagenfone is eine nuisancefone.

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In retrospect, it would have been awesome if President Biden had resigned in August, and sworn in VP Harris, who could then have used her SCOTUS-decreed immunity to lock up T***p as a threat to the election process... You know, as part of her official duties.

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During a rally in Reading, Pennsylvania, the former president was discussing Mike Tyson, the ex-heavyweight champion and appeared to react to a spectator comment. “He says, ‘Put Mike in the ring with Kamala.’ That will be interesting,” Trump added. His supporters roared in approval.

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Mike Tyson the ear-biting, convicted rapist? No wonder Garbage Dump loves him.

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I thought they didn't want men playing in women's sports.

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"Trump saying that 'groceries' is an 'old term'"

Uh? What?

Out of morbid curiosity, what does he say they're called in the hip and trendy now?

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Ask Jacob Wohl.

He's always eavesdropping on "college age women" and "smart young blacks" in all the trendy coffee shops.

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Consumption yums

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Eggs and bacon. Those are the only foodstuffs that matter.

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Vick Shuals.

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Don't we already have a pretty decent air defense system? Or do we need Herschel Walker to build one for us? Maybe we could all just get some football helmets, instead. Oh, you're telling me that's the Walker plan? Cool.

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Any missiles even think of coming our way, Herschel has a badge he can flash at them.

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The plan is for Herschel to catch incoming nukes - or at least that's the concept of the plan.

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Ta, Evan. May they lose so bigly that no one ever "Sir!s" him again. Ever. Anywhere.

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Come Wednesday he'll be just plain old Donald Drumpf, Convict.

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Where he's headed, they won't call him sir. They'll just call out his number.

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Am I the only one getting donation requests for the Trump Presidential Landfill?

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He'll never have a presidential library. No matter how many attempts at building one are made, everyone involved will steal the thing blind before they can turn over a spadeful of dirt.

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“Chyna Steel”

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