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sillyclucker's avatar

All lies ! Trump neither thinks nor prays.

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Cgo2370's avatar

"Vote for the Son of Mogh instead of the sonofabitch!" #MakeAmericaHonorableAgain

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Cgo2370's avatar

Jeez, it's like someone crossed Mads Mikkelsen with a brick shithouse.

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texasborn's avatar

District 13 is in the Panhandle: it's Republican. I think I talked to 4 people who voted for Beto for Senate last year. I'd be pretty surprised if he didn't win.

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Dances with Boilers's avatar

Did anyone here hear POTUS call citizens of the United States of America "scum"?

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mailman27's avatar

Trump's doctor!! That fucking guy.

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mailman27's avatar

Go get 'em.

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mary5920's avatar

Prior to Ronny Jackson, I had never ever heard of a presidential physical report that made stuff up like that. There is absolutely nothing Dump hasn't paid someone to lie about. Even Shrub had an actual physical with actual valid weight, height and description of actual health.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

/stares at his shoes

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tegrat's avatar

That is truly an elite surgical team as they will have to extract Barr from Donald's ass whilst Donald is completely up Putin's ass. Double jeopardy! I salute them!

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SFNY's avatar

And quite obviously ghost-written.

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SFNY's avatar

And his head.

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NellCote71's avatar

I don’t even want to know where Lindsey fits in all of these ass storage units. No, really. I do not want to know.

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NellCote71's avatar

Nor assists, unless it’s for himself.

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Oblio's Cap's avatar

I don't recall the Obama years the way the Texas GOP does.

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motmelere's avatar

All of the real Americans from Wichita Falls to Amarillo (That's Yellow - SPEAK AMERICA!) will think about voting a meth popping Pez dispenser in until they find their true Trumpette in the last shallow corner of their soul.

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