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Smibo's avatar

Not James Bond; Remember the film Raiders of the Lost Ark? The Nazi character who gets his face melted off near the end of the film? That character was based on Von Spakovsky. Or maybe it actually WAS Von Spakovsky.

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Smibo's avatar

I know! It is absolutely stunning to me, that the GOP claims to be that party. They also claim to be the Party of Fiscal Responsibility™, the Party of God™, the Champions of Democracy and The Only True Patriots. Oh, and Heritage is "scrupulously nonpartisan" now.

Makes me wonder what Orwell would have to say about that, if he was still around...

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

There are only a handful of real experts on the conservative side on this issue...

What planet does this idiot with the furrin name live on?

Last I checked, every fucking conservative in the country was an expert on this issue.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

He's not dead. He's just alt-alive.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Ohio is doing its part! Former Ohio Secretary of State J. Kenneth Blackwell is on the commission, so they have their token coverage.

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Peripatetic Poltroon's avatar

Ooo. That's sounds worthy of a massive snarkfest. Got a cite?

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Peripatetic Poltroon's avatar

Please tell me this is satire. Please.

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Rickyphoo's avatar

Yes, the ultimate goal of the KKKommission is to take away the vote of the other 60+ million who voted for Hillary as well

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BadKitty904's avatar

It is satire, but REAL Americans had better treat it as fact. Because the GOP - and Diebold's owner is a prominent Republican - sure is.

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Brian Fowler's avatar

Why did he think he needed to send that message anyway? I'm pretty sure Sessions and Korbach wouldn't have anyone they couldn't control on their panel if they could help it.

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BadKitty904's avatar

Televangelists who "just want to help you"...

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Norbrook's avatar

Apparently, he also has a little issue with religion.

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george lastrapes's avatar

This Spakovsky is just begging to be hounded into ignominy. What academic crudentials does he claim? Trump University PhD program?

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Buzz1313's avatar

If Republican Party ideas are so fantastic, wouldn't they want as many people as possible voting?

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Parakeetist's avatar

Yes.

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Schrodinger's Hooman's avatar

Hopefully he'll be Finnish soon.

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