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Bagels of Doom's avatar

Imagine "owning the libs" and nobody shows up.

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Virgiebeach's avatar

But of course there are no worthier goals than to preserve, protect, and defend, the individual and agregate FEEEELINGS of these insufferable fuckheads. And DOANCHU Fergit IT !!! *snort*

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

TL;DR: Sad. Weak. Poop.

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Bupkus231's avatar

I saw that workers are already changing the signage at the Kennedy Center to include Trump. Why so quick? Are they that stupid they think that they can use the "Ask forgiveness, not permission" applies here? I know that Republicans in Congress are unlikely to agree to resolutions telling Trump to fuck off with this "renaming" effort - so, perhaps the admin really is trying to put shit in place that won't be removed.

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ArgieBargie's avatar

We've been through this before: just because he can't legally change the name it doesn't mean he's not going to fucking do it, just like wasn't legally supposed to demolish the east wing, or unilaterally blow up boats in the Caribbean, or the countless other illegal bullshit he does and gets away with.

He's a fucking criminal who clearly believes laws don't apply to him.

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Wokey McWokeface's avatar

The domain trump-kennedy-center.org was registered on Dec 8, 2025. On GoDaddy.

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"M"'s avatar

I wrote this last night but please spread the word so that everyone knows this happened

THEY MUTED JOYCE BEATTY -- Congresswoman and ex officio Kennedy Center Board Member -- AND THEN THEY LIED AND SAID IT WAS UNANIMOUS

https://www.cleveland.com/news/2025/12/kennedy-center-renaming-rep-beatty-claims-her-objection-to-adding-trumps-name-was-muted.html

This is some Russia-style sh*t

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RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

The only thing Trump should be hand picking at this point is boogers.

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Wokey McWokeface's avatar

He can't officially change the name, but he can send someone to yell at a junior web developer until the name on the web site is changed.

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Maryland Bear's avatar

They're already started changing the signage.

https://wapo.st/4s49qeX

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Jacqueline Klein's avatar

The next candidate running for president can run solely on promising to send an army of people wearing protective clothing to sanitize every inch of the entire country from trump contamination. Trump has officially become a sponsor of government builds like Home Depot puts their name on sports arenas.

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Maryland Bear's avatar

I'm not sure sanitized will be enough.

We may need a national exorcism.

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CakesWeLike's avatar

I have to confess to enjoying both Les Miz and Cats (NOT THE F*#@ING MOVIE). The first one has songs that just get stuck in your head forever (and is actually "woke" as anything - vive le France!), the other is just a crazy fever dream that somehow just makes you smile when you watch it (looking at you, Rum Tum Tugger).

Phantom always kinda left me bored though.

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RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

I love the Tim Burton version of Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street.....

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TakingAmes's avatar

KKKaroline is starting to “write” like DFT. On purpose, or is she getting dumber?

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"M"'s avatar

Two things can be true at the same time

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Cincinnatus's avatar

NYT: "The 47th president said Thursday that he was “surprised” and “honored” that his board of loyalists had thought to do this for him, almost as if it were coming out of the blue. And yet, the letters spelling out his name were all ready to go this morning."

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"M"'s avatar

The board of loyalist SUPPRESSED VOTES THAT WERE NOT OKAY WITH IT

I wrote this last night but please spread the word so that everyone knows this happened

THEY MUTED JOYCE BEATTY -- Congresswoman and ex officio Kennedy Center Board Member -- AND THEN THEY LIED AND SAID IT WAS UNANIMOUS

https://www.cleveland.com/news/2025/12/kennedy-center-renaming-rep-beatty-claims-her-objection-to-adding-trumps-name-was-muted.html

This is some Russia-style sh*t

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OneYieldRegular's avatar

"The building will no doubt attain new levels of success and grandeur."

It's important to be supportive of the building as it embarks on a steady course of self-development. It is taking classes in self-esteem and how to win over and influence other buildings. It will take time for attainment of such new levels of success and grandeur, but they will grow, like fingernails, indeed like fingernails on a chalkboard.

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"M"'s avatar

Like fungus

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House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

When I call it, I call it:

Jonathan L. Fischer

‪@jonfischer.bsky.social

NEWS: They're adding Trump's name to the Kennedy Center building right now.

https://bsky.app/profile/jonfischer.bsky.social/post/3madz7o6krk2x

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cmd Human Scum's avatar

Can they stop him from putting up his fake gold shit over the John F. Kennedy Memorial Center for the Performing Arts signage?

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Wokey McWokeface's avatar

Maybe a judge can order them to "facilitate" changing the sign back.

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House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

Imma guess no

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cmd Human Scum's avatar

Wrote that before I read that they'd already started installing the TRUMP letters today. at least they are black like the ones already there.

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