Calling him a rapist is letting him off easy. He is credibly accused of sexually assaulting a teenage girl, so until he gets exonerated in court, I'm going to call him a child rapist.
What would really piss off the stupidest fucking person on the face of the earth is if no one in the press showed up at his next dog and pony shit show. Maybe have some survivors of his and Epstein's pedo-pervert island attend instead. That would be amusing.
I found myself wondering this past weekend if I was an awful person. Why? Why would I wonder such a thing?
Because I just didn't care.
I didn't care that someone tried to off the fanta facist.
Didn't care that almost the entire line of succession to the presidency was in that room.
Didn't care that Melania was scared and had to crawl under the table( though I did find the image somewhat amusing.)
Didn't care about Trump and his MAGAot bunch bleating in unison that we need that ballroom.
Because that past week in my town, a young girl took a gun to the high-school and blew out her brains in the cafeteria. In front of other kids.
Kids, who had to run and hide and experience the fear too many of our children face daily, and there will be no ballrooms for them. Nothing is being done to protect our children.
I'm surprised they didn't give the interview to Lesley Stahl. After all, she has experience interviewing both Dexter Morgan (a sociopathic serial killer) and Marcel (a shell with shoes on).
Teaser for this date in history tidbits. Precursor to "rapid unscheduled disassembly". Humor so dry that Ben Wa Shapiro feels a disturbance in the force.
1789—HMS Bounty undergoes an unscheduled change of command.
I don’t have any problem with Trump being a Republican. I have a problem with Trump being a complete narcissist who is only working for his own interest and does not appear to care if the entire world burns. That’s not a partisan position. I have eyeballs and ears, and I think calling late night partisan is just roughing the ref. And we don’t even want to be refs, but they perceive us as refs. I reject the partisan description. Partisan means you’re never, ever going to make a joke about a Democrat, and that’s just not true. There’s just no comparison of how fertile the fields are.
For a group of supposed smart people, I'm dismayed they haven't realized that Orangini is going to call them traitors and stupid and nasty whether they report accurately or not. They are all cowards and that make me sad and angry.
They do not care. They love it when he does that because then they can snottily tell us that they are TOO Fair and Balanced and we are just living in a bubble.
Feature not a bug. If you were a couple billionaire oligarchs trying to control all media, you'd be fine with letting a few dinosaurs become extinct also.
It'll be hilarious when the complicit "journalists" lose their cushy jobs and whine about it on substack though.
I think she is realizing that the only reason she is a "somebody" is that she is Kirk's widow. On her own, she isn't a draw. I bet she checks the ticket "sales" before cancelling.
Calling him a rapist is letting him off easy. He is credibly accused of sexually assaulting a teenage girl, so until he gets exonerated in court, I'm going to call him a child rapist.
What would really piss off the stupidest fucking person on the face of the earth is if no one in the press showed up at his next dog and pony shit show. Maybe have some survivors of his and Epstein's pedo-pervert island attend instead. That would be amusing.
Meanwhile, in New Mexico... this is getting REALLY dark, REALLY fast.
https://www.queerty.com/male-allegations-even-more-cover-up-claims-ignite-epsteins-new-mexico-nightmare-20260428/
I found myself wondering this past weekend if I was an awful person. Why? Why would I wonder such a thing?
Because I just didn't care.
I didn't care that someone tried to off the fanta facist.
Didn't care that almost the entire line of succession to the presidency was in that room.
Didn't care that Melania was scared and had to crawl under the table( though I did find the image somewhat amusing.)
Didn't care about Trump and his MAGAot bunch bleating in unison that we need that ballroom.
Because that past week in my town, a young girl took a gun to the high-school and blew out her brains in the cafeteria. In front of other kids.
Kids, who had to run and hide and experience the fear too many of our children face daily, and there will be no ballrooms for them. Nothing is being done to protect our children.
So...
Yeah.
I don't care about Trump.
He reads what he sows.
And unfortunately, so do our children.
Beignet done that, but what has a beignet ever done to be so disparaged ?
No one makes “I was exonerated” sound more like “I was never convicted” than Donald Trump.
NYT: Today is the day Trump became human.
Fuck Trump.
I'm surprised they didn't give the interview to Lesley Stahl. After all, she has experience interviewing both Dexter Morgan (a sociopathic serial killer) and Marcel (a shell with shoes on).
Minute Cryptic - 28 April, 2026
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🏆 1 hints – 1 under the community par (73,558 solvers so far).
https://www.minutecryptic.com/?utm_source=share
asanas!
Teaser for this date in history tidbits. Precursor to "rapid unscheduled disassembly". Humor so dry that Ben Wa Shapiro feels a disturbance in the force.
1789—HMS Bounty undergoes an unscheduled change of command.
Colbert:
𝗚𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗲-𝗻𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝗵𝗼𝘀𝘁𝘀 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝗽𝗼𝗹𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗹 𝘁𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗲𝘁𝘀, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗴𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗻 𝗵𝗼𝘄 𝗽𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗶𝘀𝗮𝗻 𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗻𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝗵𝗮𝘀 𝗯𝗲𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗲, 𝗱𝗼 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝘆 𝗿𝗲𝗴𝗿𝗲𝘁𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗶𝘁’𝘀 𝗴𝗼𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗻 𝘁𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗽𝗼𝗶𝗻𝘁?
I don’t have any problem with Trump being a Republican. I have a problem with Trump being a complete narcissist who is only working for his own interest and does not appear to care if the entire world burns. That’s not a partisan position. I have eyeballs and ears, and I think calling late night partisan is just roughing the ref. And we don’t even want to be refs, but they perceive us as refs. I reject the partisan description. Partisan means you’re never, ever going to make a joke about a Democrat, and that’s just not true. There’s just no comparison of how fertile the fields are.
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/28/business/media/stephen-colbert-late-night-show.html?searchResultPosition=2
Archive link: https://archive.ph/azqNB
Thanks!
what a fucking loaded question to ask. What, was "when are you going to stop hitting your wife" already taken?
Good answer, Colbert.
A nice morning KABOOM.
https://bsky.app/profile/tendar.bsky.social/post/3mkkfmdyfs22i
The fires in the Tuapse refinery are apparently getting out of control.
Whatever was left of this Russian oil facility will be burnt to the ground.
My kids used to protest that "I didn't do it" when caught red handed too
Actually, even when my kids were toddlers they came up with better excuses.
CBS is dead to me.
For a group of supposed smart people, I'm dismayed they haven't realized that Orangini is going to call them traitors and stupid and nasty whether they report accurately or not. They are all cowards and that make me sad and angry.
They do not care. They love it when he does that because then they can snottily tell us that they are TOO Fair and Balanced and we are just living in a bubble.
I mean, they'd know all about bubble-living.
Being snotty will work for only so long. IMHO, the news media is seeing the results of being feckless mean girls now as the audiences disappear.
Feature not a bug. If you were a couple billionaire oligarchs trying to control all media, you'd be fine with letting a few dinosaurs become extinct also.
It'll be hilarious when the complicit "journalists" lose their cushy jobs and whine about it on substack though.
Oh, that’s coming … and sooner than they think. They might have to WORK for a living rather than copy/pasting the dipshit’s lie social posts.
And hopefully, enough of their targets will remember and they won't get what I call the Rick Wilson treatment.
Norah O'Donnell had some good moments with djt on sunday.
Throwing us the occasional bonebecause Prednit Von Fuckhead is super easy to get sound bites from is not really a saving grace, though.
I guess nazis and fascists aren't as big a draw as they were a year ago. Huh.
𝘌𝘳𝘪𝘬𝘢 𝘒𝘪𝘳𝘬, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘥𝘰𝘸 𝘰𝘧 𝘛𝘶𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘗𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘵 𝘜𝘚𝘈 𝘤𝘰-𝘧𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘊𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘪𝘦 𝘒𝘪𝘳𝘬, 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘴𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘥𝘶𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘫𝘰𝘪𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘮. 𝘉𝘰𝘵𝘩 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘥, 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘴 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘢𝘯 𝘕𝘉𝘊 𝘯𝘦𝘸𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘳.
𝗩𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝗖𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲𝗹𝘀 𝗔𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝗔𝘁 𝗜𝗼𝘄𝗮 𝗧𝘂𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗣𝗼𝗶𝗻𝘁 𝗘𝘃𝗲𝗻𝘁
https://www.joemygod.com/2026/04/vance-cancels-appearance-at-iowa-turning-point-event/
Cashed. In.
Couchfucker's "How do you do, fellow kids?" act isn't working, and all they want from Erika is for her to shut up and make them a sammich.
I do wonder if Erika could handle her household without all the hired help she has.
She's never home so who knows?
College kids following old dude network that want to rape them is not popular? I am shocked.
She is a continual no show at the thing she is supposed to be head of.
I think she is realizing that the only reason she is a "somebody" is that she is Kirk's widow. On her own, she isn't a draw. I bet she checks the ticket "sales" before cancelling.
Firebrand!
For sure. Why isn't she a draw any more? Because a We Hate Women Club does not want women on the stage as the headliner is why
And she wasn't smart enough to draw another whey-faced grievance-monger from the far-right XY chromo club?
She knows her audience. It's what I'd have done if I was an empty shell with only the dead, black eyes of a cursed doll for a soul.
And Vance is just repellent.
lol he was never a draw XD
But mission accomplished: they shoe horned in a bunch of chapters at tax payer expense in a lot of states now
Usha said, "Not while I'm knocked up asshole."
This is a good boi.
𝗚𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗺𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗚𝗲𝘁𝘀 𝗛𝗲𝗹𝗽 𝗙𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝗛𝗲𝗿 𝗗𝗼𝗴 𝗪𝗵𝗶𝗹𝗲 𝗚𝗮𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴: 𝗦𝗵𝗲 𝗣𝗼𝗶𝗻𝘁𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗛𝗲 𝗗𝗶𝗴𝘀
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/elderly-lady-gets-help-from-dog-while-gardening-she-points-and-he-digs/
That's no dog, that's Grendel!
Big dog!