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I'll tell her to consider herself hugged, and send one right back to you, BosGrl!

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Here's the party invite--saved from Facebook before it not-so-mysteriously disappeared from the church Facebook page after Carsyn's death. Plenty of masks and social distancing recommendations here, huh? https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

The church in question--First Assembly of God, Fort Myers, FL--had two Facebook pages yesterday, one of which featured a press release condemning media representation of the event and the most nauseatingly mealy-mouthed denial of responsibility notpology one might imagine. During the day though, the press release, along with both FB pages, was taken down. I am proud to say I was banned from both before they disappeared. However, I was able to leave a prayer request on the church's website http://www.famfm.com/prayer...

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I hope both parents are charged with a crime & never ever work in healthcare,homecare or veterinary office. The horrific information of these idiot parents that have jobs in healthcare is beyond words.

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I was not a big fan of "The Righteous Gemstones"--a little Danny McBride goes a long way for me these days--but Adam DeVine really pulled of that half-cheesy, half-sleazy, just-a-little-bit-too-old youth pastor vibe. Here's the Youth Pastor (presumably) from First Assembly of God Fort Myers. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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I wanna know where his other hand is.

I also wanna know if Jesus wants to know that as well.

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And then she gets kicked square in the ass straight down into hell where are belongs.

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First Assembly of God abbreviates to what acronym?

No one thought this through, obvsly.

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They've always been like that in my lifetime, even the sane ones of my youth. In the 50's and 60's, they hammered the Democrats for being soft on commies, then lawnorder when the mid-60's civil unrest happened, on and on through terrorism, always The Other to be demonized as an enemy of the country being aided and abetted by the Democrats.

Antifa today! Antifa tomorrow! Antifa forever! (Oh. Did I say that out loud?) /s

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So, all this time, it wasn't a hobby. It was prophylactic.

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Especially since she and my grandmother (this was my paternal grandmother) didn't like each other and didn't really get along.

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Now THAT will fit on a bumper sticker.

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Is that the one that starts out, "I, state your name,"?

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Don't let them become dogcatchers, even after they serve their sentences.

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Won't someone please think of the children? We just did.

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Nurse practitioners are the captains of the universe: they can diagnose and prescribe. Often they're more cost-effective than MDs, and they're good at their jobs.

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