"We can totally see how Trump would love that shit. Just watching videos of bombs blasting buildings and planes and stuff to bits, over and over, eyes open wide, mouth agape, like a little baby staring at a ceiling fan."
Such amazing insight, Dok, into his pathologic and sociopathic tendencies.
And Propaganda Minister Leavitt is proud to show her Nazi heritage.
President Donald Trump has reportedly discussed his next possible major renovations to the White House: turning the historic Treaty Room into a bedroom suite with a bathroom.
The New York Times first reported that Trump was prepared to undertake "one of the most significant renovations in the history of the White House."
"The Treaty Room — which is separate from the Indian Treaty Room in the Eisenhower Executive Office Building — is one of the most historic rooms in the White House. Presidents Ulysses S. Grant and William McKinley used it as a Cabinet room, and it was where the Spanish-American War peace protocol of 1898, and the nuclear test ban treaty of 1963, were signed," the paper noted.
White House spokesperson Davis Ingle defended the president's desire to remodel the people's house in his image.
"President Trump is the builder-in-chief with an extraordinary eye for detail and design, and his bold vision will be imprinted upon the fabric of the America and be felt by generations to come," Ingle explained. "His successes will continue to give the White House glory it deserves."
This has to be the greatest deflection/misdirection in history. What you're REALLY saying, shit-for-brains, is that you KNOW Iran is going to continue to wage this war on its terms without relent and are trying to save face. Take another bite of that shit sandwich you squatted out and get a bigger crucifix: you're going to need it.
I just realized, that whole statement sounds like a reworking of Faye Dunaway's famous line in Mommie Dearest: "Why don't you give me... the RESPECT... that I'm ENTITLED to? Why can't you treat me like I would be treated by any STRANGER on the street?"
To which Iran would reply: "Because I am NOT one of your FAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNS!"
Now that Iran is "totally defeated and wants a deal," how much harder are we going to hit them for their failure to understand or endorse Trump's characterization of their posture, espcially given that he's crowing that he's basically already bombed them back into the stone age?
“Just watching videos of bombs blasting buildings and planes and stuff to bits, over and over, eyes open wide, mouth agape, like a little baby staring at a ceiling fan.” Sentence of the day.
“Here’s why we went into Iran. We had no choice. The president didn’t start a war; he was trying to stop a war,” Sen. John ["Foghorn"] Kennedy (R-La.) told Larry Kudlow on Fox Business. He insisted Tehran was solely responsible for the blockade of the Strait of Hormuz, the vital shipping lane through which about one-fifth of the world’s oil passes. “Iran shut it, we didn’t! We’re not to blame,” he said." https://www.huffpost.com/entry/john-kennedy-donald-trump-iran-war_n_69c4e8a5e4b081f8eb14f671?origin=home-latest-news-unit
Stop a war that hadn't happened, with no evidence that Iran was going to attack the US, and no planning. Huh. I *know* the military staff has plans for all of this, and yet, none of those were used or even mentioned.
The plans officers put together, in training, were for small, targeted strikes or a full invasion. And they probably gamed out the invasion plans and came away with the conclusion 'don't.' I highly doubt they ever made an exercise of planning a bombing campaign of this size without previously securing the Strait or invading from Iraq.
We HAD to attack Iran -- so we could guard against all the stuff they would do if we attacked them. See all this that's going on? Imagine what they would be doing if we hadn't attacked them.
Singer-songwriter Darrell “Dash” Crofts, who teamed with childhood friend Jim Seals for such 1970s soft-rock hits as “Summer Breeze,” “Diamond Girl” and “Get Closer,” has died. He was 87.
Crofts died Wednesday of heart failure at the Heart Hospital of Austin in Austin, Texas, said his daughter, Lua Crofts Faragher. She said her father had been suffering heart issues for several years and had been hospitalized for about a month.
Seals and Crofts were native Texans who had known each other since high school and played together in various groups before becoming a duo, Seals & Crofts, in the late 1960s. Blending pop, country, folk and jazz, they were part of a wave of million-selling soft-rock (or “easy listening”) bands that included America, Bread and Loggins and Messina.
Like many bands of the era, Seals & Crofts sang of love, peace, music and the natural world. But the inspirations were rooted less in the counterculture than in the Baha’i faith, a monotheistic religion advocating global unity that they both embraced in the 1960s.
“It became a driving force in their careers and the way they lived their lives,” Faragher said.
They worked Baha’i themes into their music — “Hummingbird” is a metaphor for the Baha’i prophet Bahaullah — distributed literature after their shows, and sometimes preached from the stage, including during a performance on “Tonight” with Johnny Carson.
“You start out writing songs like ‘the leaves are green and the sky is blue and I love you and you love me’ — very simple lyrics — but you grow into a much, much broader awareness of life, of love, and of unity,” Crofts told Stereo Review in 1971. “It’s really great to be able to say something real in your music.”
Things are insane. Birds keep me from going to dark places. Cornell sent me an email this morning that I needed more than they'll ever know. I want to share it with you. I hope you'll find it as mind soothing as I did.
I've edited this statement so the Mullahs don't have to waste their time writing a statement "If [Iran] THE USA fails to accept the reality of the current moment, if they fail to understand that they have been defeated militarily and will continue to be, [President Trump] IRAN will ensure [they are] THE USA IS hit harder than they have ever been hit before. [President Trump] IRAN does not bluff and [he] is prepared to unleash hell.”
I know you want this gas mate but are you willing to die for it right here right now mate
🚨 500+ 𝘎𝘢𝘴 𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘈𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘢 𝘙𝘶𝘯 𝘖𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘍𝘶𝘦𝘭 – 𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘐𝘵 𝘔𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘛𝘳𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴
"We can totally see how Trump would love that shit. Just watching videos of bombs blasting buildings and planes and stuff to bits, over and over, eyes open wide, mouth agape, like a little baby staring at a ceiling fan."
Such amazing insight, Dok, into his pathologic and sociopathic tendencies.
And Propaganda Minister Leavitt is proud to show her Nazi heritage.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mi03bifJFTo
The Rocky Show - Missouri Mish Mash #5 Boris on a Broomstick or The Flying Sorceror
Make it stop.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck this guy.
***
President Donald Trump has reportedly discussed his next possible major renovations to the White House: turning the historic Treaty Room into a bedroom suite with a bathroom.
The New York Times first reported that Trump was prepared to undertake "one of the most significant renovations in the history of the White House."
"The Treaty Room — which is separate from the Indian Treaty Room in the Eisenhower Executive Office Building — is one of the most historic rooms in the White House. Presidents Ulysses S. Grant and William McKinley used it as a Cabinet room, and it was where the Spanish-American War peace protocol of 1898, and the nuclear test ban treaty of 1963, were signed," the paper noted.
White House spokesperson Davis Ingle defended the president's desire to remodel the people's house in his image.
"President Trump is the builder-in-chief with an extraordinary eye for detail and design, and his bold vision will be imprinted upon the fabric of the America and be felt by generations to come," Ingle explained. "His successes will continue to give the White House glory it deserves."
< wanking motion >
It’s gonna look like a brothel projectile vomited, isn’t it?
We have to burn it down and rebuild.
Whatever is in that lead photo looks like some really REALLY angry seagull.
“𝐈𝐟 𝐈𝐫𝐚𝐧 𝐟𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐞𝐩𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐮𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐦𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭, 𝐢𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐟𝐚𝐢𝐥 𝐭𝐨 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐝𝐞𝐟𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐥𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐮𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞, 𝐏𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐓𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐩 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐡𝐢𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞.”
This has to be the greatest deflection/misdirection in history. What you're REALLY saying, shit-for-brains, is that you KNOW Iran is going to continue to wage this war on its terms without relent and are trying to save face. Take another bite of that shit sandwich you squatted out and get a bigger crucifix: you're going to need it.
I just realized, that whole statement sounds like a reworking of Faye Dunaway's famous line in Mommie Dearest: "Why don't you give me... the RESPECT... that I'm ENTITLED to? Why can't you treat me like I would be treated by any STRANGER on the street?"
To which Iran would reply: "Because I am NOT one of your FAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNS!"
“Do what we say or we will totally obliterate you for the 100th time”
oh YEAH? Kill me and I'll kill you right back!
Now that Iran is "totally defeated and wants a deal," how much harder are we going to hit them for their failure to understand or endorse Trump's characterization of their posture, espcially given that he's crowing that he's basically already bombed them back into the stone age?
Nothing about any of this makes any sense.
If Democrats don’t drop the Epstein thing then they will have blood on their hands in Iran.
You're blaming this on Democrats?
Thesaurus usually pitches NY Times op-ed. They're being sarcastic; they're one of us.
no, TW is dripping with sarcasm
I thought they had to drop DEI.
Sadly, everyone rolled over on that one without a "war"
“Just watching videos of bombs blasting buildings and planes and stuff to bits, over and over, eyes open wide, mouth agape, like a little baby staring at a ceiling fan.” Sentence of the day.
It's his Viagra.
Eww. And this is my epicac.
It's like Baby Shark except with kabooms!
If Trump is destroying our country then it is the Dems fault for not buying me a pony.
I'm still mad at Obama for not giving me a flying car, dammit.
Life imitating fiction, like "Hitler" being shown "Stolz der Nation", a faked film full of explosions and killings in Tarentino's Inglorious Basterds
https://youtu.be/p2VUGfrZyck?si=bHbuDJIyOoGESWI_
“Here’s why we went into Iran. We had no choice. The president didn’t start a war; he was trying to stop a war,” Sen. John ["Foghorn"] Kennedy (R-La.) told Larry Kudlow on Fox Business. He insisted Tehran was solely responsible for the blockade of the Strait of Hormuz, the vital shipping lane through which about one-fifth of the world’s oil passes. “Iran shut it, we didn’t! We’re not to blame,” he said." https://www.huffpost.com/entry/john-kennedy-donald-trump-iran-war_n_69c4e8a5e4b081f8eb14f671?origin=home-latest-news-unit
suckerpunch
the word you are looking for is suckerpunch, Sen. Kennedy
as in
"we were obliged to suckerpunch them because Bibi figured out how to play Donnie"
It seems like he's trying to make it sound like Iran blocked the Strait, prompting our military strikes, when in fact it's the other way around.
Yeah. That must be the new party line they're gonna' start shoveling at us...
Stop a war that hadn't happened, with no evidence that Iran was going to attack the US, and no planning. Huh. I *know* the military staff has plans for all of this, and yet, none of those were used or even mentioned.
The plans officers put together, in training, were for small, targeted strikes or a full invasion. And they probably gamed out the invasion plans and came away with the conclusion 'don't.' I highly doubt they ever made an exercise of planning a bombing campaign of this size without previously securing the Strait or invading from Iraq.
I would hope the Pentagon plan for this was "don't fucking pull the pin out of this hand grenade, we've got no idea how to put it back."
And here I thought Foghorn had finally gained a lick of sense.
*sighs*
*goes back to hating the grifting corrupt fake-ass-accented motherfucker*
We HAD to attack Iran -- so we could guard against all the stuff they would do if we attacked them. See all this that's going on? Imagine what they would be doing if we hadn't attacked them.
Trying to stop a war by starting a war. Good job, morons.
And the Serbian nationalists were trying to prevent WWI
Iran would troll him by posting John Rambo in the first movie.
"They drew first blood, not me."
From the good one.
Funny how you stop a war by blowing up the Leadership Bunker.
The whole fucking idea behind pre-emptive war is you stop shooting once you get the first shot in.
I'm guessing he doesn't know what "cause & effect" are.
And why are the Cubans starving themselves?
He's sure betting Fox viewers don't, and he's probably right.
🤡
GOP: Insane Clown Pedos
Good one!
Insane Clown Posse finally has a concrete definition
Juggalo libelz!
𝐃𝐚𝐬𝐡 𝐂𝐫𝐨𝐟𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐬 & 𝐂𝐫𝐨𝐟𝐭𝐬, 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐬 ‘𝐒𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐫 𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐳𝐞’ 𝐚𝐧𝐝 ‘𝐃𝐢𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐝 𝐆𝐢𝐫𝐥,’ 𝐝𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐭 𝟖𝟕
Singer-songwriter Darrell “Dash” Crofts, who teamed with childhood friend Jim Seals for such 1970s soft-rock hits as “Summer Breeze,” “Diamond Girl” and “Get Closer,” has died. He was 87.
Crofts died Wednesday of heart failure at the Heart Hospital of Austin in Austin, Texas, said his daughter, Lua Crofts Faragher. She said her father had been suffering heart issues for several years and had been hospitalized for about a month.
Seals and Crofts were native Texans who had known each other since high school and played together in various groups before becoming a duo, Seals & Crofts, in the late 1960s. Blending pop, country, folk and jazz, they were part of a wave of million-selling soft-rock (or “easy listening”) bands that included America, Bread and Loggins and Messina.
Like many bands of the era, Seals & Crofts sang of love, peace, music and the natural world. But the inspirations were rooted less in the counterculture than in the Baha’i faith, a monotheistic religion advocating global unity that they both embraced in the 1960s.
“It became a driving force in their careers and the way they lived their lives,” Faragher said.
They worked Baha’i themes into their music — “Hummingbird” is a metaphor for the Baha’i prophet Bahaullah — distributed literature after their shows, and sometimes preached from the stage, including during a performance on “Tonight” with Johnny Carson.
“You start out writing songs like ‘the leaves are green and the sky is blue and I love you and you love me’ — very simple lyrics — but you grow into a much, much broader awareness of life, of love, and of unity,” Crofts told Stereo Review in 1971. “It’s really great to be able to say something real in your music.”
https://apnews.com/article/dash-crofts-obit-96ae0be922d10929c214186cb2078ca0
Rest in peace.
He may never pass this way again.
Their music was a big part of my formative years. Now feeling old.
Sorry to hear, RIP.
Fun fact: his twin sister is named Dot (well, Dorothy, but still they were Dot and Dash).
Seals’ brother was England Dan from England Dan and John Ford Coley.
Some kinda soft rock duo conspiracy afoot!
“Unborn Child” was their biggest misstep.
Things are insane. Birds keep me from going to dark places. Cornell sent me an email this morning that I needed more than they'll ever know. I want to share it with you. I hope you'll find it as mind soothing as I did.
https://www.allaboutbirds.org/news/macaulay-librarys-best-bird-photos-2025/
I use Cornell's Merlin Bird ID app every day--it's free but I was so impressed that I got a membership.
Big Birb for Holly!
https://substack.com/@bobathonic/note/c-233296489?r=2kpbl7&utm_medium=ios&utm_source=notes-share-action
He is glorious! Thank you B,DC. Thank you very much.
Happy to be of service!
Hegseth denies plans for booze on the ground.
(applauds) May he be forced to drink Jeppson's Malort as punishment and public penance.
Funny you should mention that…
Rumpelmintz or however the fuck you spell it.
Without a t, as in "Venezuela."
I love love LOVE this so much thank you.
"I expect the best and I give the best. Here's the beer. Here's the entertainment. Now have fun. That's an order!"
-Lt Kegsbreath (Godship Troopers)
Even this chud is not a total animal.
Highball glasses will be used.
But Bone Spurs are still on the White House.
on the rocks, perchance?
He would never spill a single drop.
I've edited this statement so the Mullahs don't have to waste their time writing a statement "If [Iran] THE USA fails to accept the reality of the current moment, if they fail to understand that they have been defeated militarily and will continue to be, [President Trump] IRAN will ensure [they are] THE USA IS hit harder than they have ever been hit before. [President Trump] IRAN does not bluff and [he] is prepared to unleash hell.”
Much better now.
I dread what Iran is planning.
Obama notoriously worked until 11:30-12:00 most nights.
Trump works between 11:30am-12:00pm most days.
If by work you mean sits behind a desk and naps.
Excluding toilet time.
Not even bankers' hours.
That's about 29 minutes and 50 seconds too long.
And he considers “work” to be shitposting on his Truth thing and liking AI slop meme videos.
"works"
His lunch break is from 11:00am to 1:00pm
(*starts* work)
Week days.
Weak days
As you fucking should if you’re fucking president of the fucking United States.
“Biden is mentally unfit to be president.”
Meanwhile Mike Johnson created a fake award for the toddler in cheat and his Iran briefings are just videos of shit blowing up.
The MSM is dead to me.
Get Tapper on that.
too busy counting his money
What a fucking joke and I'm embarrassed I had hope for him when Colbert brought him on and said he hoped Tapper wouldn't back off Trump.
Infuriating.
Jake Crapper does not have the words to describe tramp's utter unfitness.