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He shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.... well, okay, maybe not.

'Sixty-four-year-old Paddock modified an AR-15 to loose a stream of constant bullets like an automatic weapon in the attack at Las Vegas...' Too soon, right?

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The stench of desperation used to be detectable from all over the continental US. Now it may be crossing the oceans.

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Tell me it's capable of destroying the neighbours' tacky lawn decorations!

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Enh, I wasn't really interested in lunch anyway.

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Not sure why they decided to cover the last Vegas shooting in this article about the new Vegas shooting. But yeah its too soon to talk about gun control.

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Sent her an email last night. No reply yet.

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Man, oh man, oh man, that is gonna be EPICALLY epic.

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He nailed it. Though thankfully not about Caribou Barbie.

Canada has strict election spending and contribution limits. Many of those limits are tiny. And corporations are specifically forbidden federally, and in three provinces as well.Just saying.

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It's fucking TERRIFYING.

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It's worked out great for them!

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I wrote her back and said that I'm sure she loved all her "children" equally, except for DR, obviously, because she's the cutest out of all of us.

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So, have you yet heard a single one of those "protest voters" (i.e., refused to vote for Hillary because corruption) express any regrets or remorse over what they did? It's been a year and I haven't heard a single one.

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Screw you. Seriously, screw you. The Democrats understand what the Republicans are up to, but it's the voters -- THE VOTERS -- who don't put enough of them into power to stop the Republicans. So it was in 2010, 2014, and 2016, when the country needed people to vote Democratic, and the dumbfucks who dominate the Left stayed home.

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"and rally the people behind them"

Hillary tried that last year. A huge portion of the Left -- including 12% of Bernie supporters -- decided they would rather have Trump. The Democrats tried to rally the people; the people proved to be dumbfucks.

Beyond a certain point, and we passed that point long ago, the Left is the root of its own problems. The Left is so terrified of being called "sheeple" that they would rather tear down Democrats than fight Republicans on Election Day.

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You are saying that the Left cannot be expected to vote to keep a guy like Trump out of office, unless the Democrats really pull out the stops and court the HELL out of them.

I say that makes the Left the shittiest demographic ever: they don't even LIKE Trump, and still they're willing to put him into power unless the Democrats say "pretty please with sugar on top". The Democrats should abandon those dumbasses altogether and focus on minorities who have (with cause) felt that the system doesn't do enough for them.

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