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Doctoryy Dilettanteyy Debbyy's avatar

ICE deportation officers are a mixed lot. But they all MUST take an oath to serve protect and defend the Constitution. Now some of them feel very strongly that their sworn oath includes ALL of the constitution. Some kind'a feel strongly about it; it depends upon how their home life is going. And some have a Cafeteria Approach where they crossed their fingers about the Judicial Branch, civil rights, search and seizure protection, and various amendments.

Dude! Some of them HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH THAT DEATH CAMP GUARD.

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Opalescent Riddles's avatar

It was a similar issue that led to 2001 being the actual first year of both the second millennium and the 21st century. Year 1 was not the same thing as a year having already passed.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Everyone should be confronted with that, so there can be no denial.

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MC Planck's avatar

Agreed. Take guns away from street cops. Leave them in the hands of SWAT teams only (like the Brits do).

Not only would there be less police shootings, you'd see support for gun control shoot off the charts.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

You mean like Duckie Pajamas?

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willi0000000's avatar

almost . . . only 4,999,999 to go.

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fuflans's avatar

yes.

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fuflans's avatar

this. we have the sonderkommando testimony. an actual fucking guard would be good too.

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The Psy of Life's avatar

Garsh darn it, Dok Zoom, she's B-L-A-C-K. He's a W-H-I-T-E NAZI.

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MilwaukeeKent's avatar

She has a very clear appeal path here and I hope a higher court slaps Ruben Gonzalez from one end of Texas to the other, and back again. I have to assume he's a conservative Cuban, because from my experience few other Hispanics are capable of that kind of pure heartlessness and lack of soul. One year, suspended sentence is about what she deserves, not this nightmare shit. What a fucking tool of a judge is he.

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Minuetman Raan ✚✚'s avatar

EDIT: Fuck, this isn't the open thread.

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Kitty Smith's avatar

Like I said, ICE probably wants tips from him.

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Darth Trad's avatar

He can go live with Roseanne fucking Barr. It's the worst punishment I can imagine today.

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