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Salty Badger's avatar

NEVER trust a grown-ass man with bangs.

Mark Lungo's avatar

Why was this guy on so many shows? My guess is he pulled short straw.

Thixotropickle's avatar

Energy Secretary/Kirkland Brand Race Bannon sez wut?

Stranger Than Friction's avatar

Are there ANY "good" repugnicans? My Magic 8 Ball sez "Don't count on it"!

irish379's avatar

I've posted this before, right now everyone is focusing on gas ans diesel prices. anyone living in the northern tier states should take a look at the price of home heating oil. Pray for a mild winter

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Max Miller's wife was one of his constituents.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

Which party would you want to be in: the one that throws the Eric Swalwells and Graham Platners overboard or the one that continues to back the Max Millers and Ken Paxtons?

Brian McCurdy's avatar

An effective interviewer might follow up by asking McClain, "You support the man accused of beating his wife and hurting his child because he has an R behind his name? Is that what you're saying?"

eo's avatar

I'm afraid that "My party, right or wrong!" appeals to a large segment of the voters.

beb's avatar

Divorce is such an ugly word... but then so is wife-beating child abuse. Somewhere you've got to draw a line.

Alternative Dog's avatar

There are no words to express how much these people irritate me.

𝘉𝘈𝘚𝘏: [𝘉]𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘰𝘮 𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘦, 𝘪𝘧 𝘢 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘺 𝘰𝘳 𝘢 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘵𝘴 𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘚𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘏𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘶𝘻, 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘥𝘰 𝘴𝘰 𝘴𝘢𝘧𝘦𝘭𝘺?

𝘞𝘙𝘐𝘎𝘏𝘛: 𝘞𝘦𝘭𝘭, 𝘪𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘜𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘴 𝘕𝘢𝘷𝘺, 𝘐 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘤𝘢𝘯. 𝘉𝘶𝘵, 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬, 𝘸𝘦'𝘳𝘦 𝙩𝙧𝙮𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙤 𝙚𝙣𝙙 𝙖 47-𝙮𝙚𝙖𝙧 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙛𝙡𝙞𝙘𝙩 𝘢𝘴 𝘐𝘳𝘢𝘯 …

Hey Google, how many ships were targeted in the Strait of Hormuz in 2023?

𝘕𝘰 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘭 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘱𝘴 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘳 𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘚𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘏𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘶𝘻 𝘣𝘺 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘴 𝘥𝘶𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘳 2023.

How about 2024?

𝘕𝘰 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘭 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘱𝘴 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘺𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘳 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘧𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘵𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘚𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘏𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘶𝘻 𝘥𝘶𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 2024.

Joe Schmoe, Troublemaker's avatar

These are my two go-tos when it comes to Goopers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNeVjVu9O6w

Thompson Twins - Lies (Official Video) (4K Remaster)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiJWXjz1uks

Paul Young - I'm Gonna Tear Your Playhouse Down (Official Video)

Virgin Monk Boy's avatar

There’s actually nothing wrong with an Energy Secretary admitting uncertainty. Energy markets are complicated and pretending otherwise would be bullshit. The funny part is how politics trains everyone to speak with absolute certainty right up until reality refuses to cooperate. Then suddenly we discover humility, probability, and the phrase “if I had to guess.” Amazing what four-dollar gasoline can do for epistemology.

mr_snarky's avatar

in 20 years when the venezuela investment starts to pay off with oil we'll probly still be in iran so it'll all work out uh huh yeah!

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Like we'll be using fossil fuels in twenty years.

Jessica's avatar

You might be but the rest of the world won't

VwllssWndr's avatar

Trump is gonna encourage the military to develop the world's first coal-powered missile.

Crystalclear12's avatar

GOP: making cartoon villains seem well balanced.

RF_BK's avatar

"Sorry, we meant our neighbors and allies who generously gave us John Candy and Catherine O’Hara."

Our neighbors who, 25 year ago Friday, took in thousands of Americans in Gander, Newfoundland when their planes were unable to land in the US.

Area pharmacies filled prescriptions without cost, banks of free public telephones were installed so visitors could call home, and donations of toiletries, clothing, and food flowed in. “For us, it was just every day,” said Janice Goudie, a local newspaper reporter. “You don’t turn your backs on people in need.”

Stranger Than Friction's avatar

UNLESS YOU'RE A JUDGE APPOINTED BY TRUMP RULING ON LEAD IN THE WATER IN MISSISSIPPI.

UNLESS YOU'RE DENYING SURVIVOR BENEFITS TO THE SPOUSE OF A MILITARY SERVICE MEMBER WHO DIED IN THE IRAN "CONFLICT."

UNLESS YOU'RE THE DHSS SECRETARY MOVING MONIES TO SUPPORT ERECTILE DISFUNCTION RESEARCH, AWAY FROM INFANT AND MATERNAL MORTALITY DATA GATHERING, REPORTING AND RESEARCH.

UNLESS YOU'RE CONGRESSIONAL REPUGNICANS TRYING TO DODGE EPSTEIN VICTIMS.

UNLESS YOU'RE SENATOR JOHN FETTERMAN GOING ON FOX INSTEAD OF MEETING WITH DISABLED CONSTITUENTS.

UNLESS YOU'RE WILLING TO OVERLOOK MAX MILLER'S CRIMES AGAINST HIS SPOUSE AND CHILD SO YOU CAN HANG ONTO HIS SEAT IN THE HOUSE.

UNLESS YOU'RE A REPUGNICAN SAYING YOU TALKED TO MITCH MCCONNELL FOR 20 MINUTES AND HE SAYS HE'LL BE BACK IN THE SENATE SOON, AS IF THAT IS PROOF OF LIFE.

UNLESS YOU'RE A "JOURNALIST" WHO REFUSES TO STAND UP TO POWER WHEN LIVES ARE ON THE LINE.

UNLESS YOU'RE A SUPREME COURT JUDGE WILLING TO BETRAY YOUR COUNTRY FOR SOME MAGIC BEANS THAT GO VROOM VROOM AND KA-CHING!

UNLESS YOU WILL DO ANYTHING TO HANG ONTO POWER, INCLUDING PROPPING UP A DEMENTED ABUSIVE MALIGNANT NARCISSIST AND TRAITOR IN THE WHITE HOUSE, WHO CAN CALL IN NUKES ON ANYONE ANYWHERE HE WANTS.

I remember the real times when we were friends with Canada. I love Canadians.

Stranger Than Friction's avatar

Apologies for being shouty

"M"'s avatar

"I trust that Republicans"

unless the second clause is "will rape, pillage, and plunder just like the original colonialists",

then there's the whole problem, literally, right there in a nutshell

https://drstaceypatton1865.substack.com/p/european-colonizers-were-so-petty