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lordpnut's avatar

Ot: watching Turnip speak ostensibly about 9/11. What a weak-assed, low energy, stump-humping performance. If it ain't about him, he just can't get it up.

Noma Larkey's avatar

I would love it if just once, one of those people they always put on display behind him, would casually scratch their nose with their middle finger.

biff murphy's avatar

"Guarding the Straight shouldn't just be the US's job"

Damn skippy they should!

You saw how he asks for help by shaming allies!

We started this shit

nobody wants to sign on for WW fucking three!

We need people so disgusted they won't support a republican for fucking years!

If they didn't learn anything under trump we are fucked...

Dogfather's avatar

Stupid looking mouth-breathing motherfucker.

PrimerGray's avatar

<Appearing on CNN’s State Of The Union, CBS’s Face the Nation, ABC’s This Week, and Fox News Sunday>

In baseball, striking out 4 times in one game is called a golden sombrero. Wear it with shame, Chris.

Thesaurus Wrecks 2547's avatar

Name change suggestions for the Department of war.

Department of conflicts?

Department of occasional skirmishes?

Department of small potatoes?

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

Department of perceived small penises.

Rosy red ASS's avatar

Department of my penis is small and mushroom shaped.

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

Missed it by *that* much.

PrimerGray's avatar

Department of How the Fuck Are We Almost Out of Missiles With a $900 MIllion Allowance

Chemical's avatar

We launched them all at one girls' school, because apparently there is nothing worse than an educated woman.

Chemical's avatar

Department of Insecurity

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Mrs. Betty Bowers

‪@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social

“We are targeting Venezuela because of DRUGS, not OIL, which is why we are blowing up boats without any drugs and stealing a tanker full of oil.”

6:04 PM · Dec 10, 2025

Ambiance Chaser's avatar

If the Republicans are short on feck, I think I have an extra couple lying about . . .

Rosy red ASS's avatar

I am all out of fecks. Fucks also too.

Ambiance Chaser's avatar

And, if pressed, perhaps a few gorms . . .

Dr JB's avatar

Hormuz transits

SayItWithWookies's avatar

***I'm focused on winning the House back, taking the House back, keeping the House. […] Max Miller has been a good advocate for his constituents doing that.***

"Our job is to win elections. If we have to tell you a sack of horseshit is actually the Lost Dutchman's treasure trove, we're gonna do that."

Lisa's avatar

"Winning the House BACK?" Did I miss something? Did us Dumocrats take over the house before the midterms?

PrimerGray's avatar

<MCCLAIN: But at the end of the day, I trust that President Trump is not going to do anything to hurt the American people long term.>

This is a president who outright said that he doesn't think about American's financial situations at all. Pray tell, what is "long term"? It matters not to me because his assholery has cost me and millions of us thousands of dollars that we are never getting back.

Get bent, bint.

tehbaddr's avatar

OT:

cnn:

"Democrats see new openings in GOP territory"

"If successful, the party would both provide a consequential check on Trump and begin to repair their tattered brand"

Uh, the brand isn't tattered, nor is the party. We just need to cull some useless vegetation!

Chemical's avatar

To be fair, I think that's somewhat accurate. It wasn't any Democrat that damaged the brand, however. It's all the propaganda that floods rural America.

tehbaddr's avatar

The bad polling for the party was because of the leaders and the DNC ineptitude with their focus groups shit.

Stulexington's avatar

Republican party attempts to check Trump's abuse of power.

It's not very effective.

PrimerGray's avatar

Vote Scythe/Controlled Burn 2028

catsntrees's avatar

I think that McClain wench is confused...they have the House now...what is this taking it back shit she is peddling? Sure she "corrects herself" but she is so entrenched in the absolute BS they peddle every election that "taking the House back" seems to be their schtick.

ReSister For Life Callyson's avatar

"divorces are ugly"

We're not talking about a garden-variety breakup, asshole--we're talking about domestic violence FFCS!

/FFCS all day

Lance Thrustwell's avatar

Garden-variety breakups are preferred. I think saying 'it's not you, it's me' by the flowering herbs is the best location.

Rosy red ASS's avatar

You and I are on the same wavelength!

aktlib101's avatar

Dumbass in Chief wrote that gas will be under $2 as soon as we win the war in Iran.

Which we already won, at least 20-30 times before.

Georgiaburning's avatar

Wait for the executive order reducing the volume of the official “gallon”!

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

So is it a war now? I wish dipshit would make up his tiny little mind.

vorpal 🇨🇦 Elbows Up! 🇨🇦's avatar

So, keeping with the Hans Gruber hostages Die Hard theme...

If Holly Gennero McClane met Lisa McClain she would punch her in the face for her shiny-eyed lying for her party.

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Chris Wright: "Resting bitch face, it's not just for the wimmins!"

tehbaddr's avatar

He is a ball-less little bitch isn't he?!