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TootsStansbury ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ's avatar

Thatโ€™s a perfectly cromulent napping spot.

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Skunk Formerly Known As Stoner's avatar

That does look more comfortable than the rocky shore. Might try it with Mrs. Skunk, but fear I could be badly mauled.

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

Or worse, sprayed!

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Monsieur Grumpe's avatar

Bear beds! Looks comfortable. Not for people though.

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NatalyaResists's avatar

Godless Killing Machines!

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Shocktreatment's avatar

"And suddenly, everything is wonderful..."

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Menotsure's avatar

He climbs upon his mother

With a lovin' bear cub hug

She doesn't mind, she's happy

To be his bearskin rug.

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Jjamie's avatar

I relish every morning that you write a poem about Martini's wonderful memes!! You and Martini make my day! Thank you, sincerely.

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Menotsure's avatar

Thanks. She does the hard work and I ride her coattails.

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Jjamie's avatar

She does do hard work, indeed!

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JCfromNC's avatar

My cat sleeps on top of me in basically the same way.

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Pere Ubu's avatar

Means they love you! ๐Ÿ˜ธ

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tehbaddr's avatar

There are always two.

(cubs)

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Littorally Speaking's avatar

Two cubs is not unusual; what *is* unusual here is that these cubs are clearly from two different breeding seasons!

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Linda1961 is woke and proud's avatar

Babby bear knows that the most comfy resting spot is Mama.

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Al Bellenchia's avatar

Bear with meโ€ฆ

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

I just can't bear this level of snark anymore.

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Al Bellenchia's avatar

Happy to oblige

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Michael's avatar

Grin and bear it because it bears repeating

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Rosemary Orlandi's avatar

a two-fer, so to speak

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Flatland Jonny's avatar

I worked with a guy that had a small speaking role on A League of Their Own. He shared tales of some friction between Madonna and the local citizens and hanging out with Jon Lovitz.

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kmblue187's avatar

"THERE'S NO CRYING IN BASEBALL!"

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kmblue187's avatar

Every freakin' bedtime when I go into my bedroom Molly is curled up in the exact center of my bed and looks outraged when I force her to give me some room.

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Rosemary Orlandi's avatar

one of my cats does the same thing !

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kmblue187's avatar

Come winter they'll be warming the beds for us.

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kmblue187's avatar

I can't believe (oh yes I can) Trump wore a "Trump Was Right About Everything" b-ball cap during his LIMITED press gaggle yesterday. It should have been enough he called the Epstein thingie a "Democrat Hoax" and claiming he didn't know anything about the Bolton search, while Vance said something like "We're gonna get that boy." Come on people. Trump will have destroyed everything great about our country if we don't start a rebellion soon.

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kmblue187's avatar

Cub sez life is good.

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Cincinnatus's avatar

"The International Energy Agency, an intergovernmental organization that provides nations around the world with data-driven analyses on the global energy sector, noted in a recent report that AI is one of โ€œthe most pressing and least understoodโ€ issues of our time.

It also stated that the U.S. is set to consume more electricity in 2030 for processing data โ€œthan for manufacturing all energy-intensive goods combined,โ€ including aluminum, steel and cement, which certainly clashes with Trumpโ€™s stated plan to revive U.S. manufacturing."

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/donald-trump-artificial-intelligence-comments-hot-big_n_68a86d59e4b0ab862cb25362

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Cincinnatus's avatar

I'll just leave this right here:

โ€œPam, thank you very much. What a job,โ€ Trump said to her in Washington, D.C., as they met law enforcement and National Guard troops amid his federal takeover of the district. โ€œPeople donโ€™t realize, theyโ€™re gonna see, sheโ€™ll go down as the greatest attorney general weโ€™ve had. I really mean it, too.โ€ [HuffPost]

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Ward From Cali's avatar

I dunno. The new Cracker Barrel logo is soulless and corporate, but at least it doesn't look like a Deliverance outtake. Was anybody REALLY surprised that they faced numerous discrimination lawsuits back in the oughts? The guy in the logo looks like he's sizing up a colored someone for a noose!

That said, who cares? I've never eaten there. I'm not a big fan of Boomer nostalgia, and Cracker Barrel was created to cash in on it's first wave. Besides, it's expansion into California was a dismal failure. Today, there are a grand total of five Cracker Barrels in the entire state.

Why yes, one of them is in Bakersfield. Because of course it is. In addition to Bakersfield being...well, Bakersfield, it is also famous in the state for being the place where failed chain restaurants in my beloved state go to die. There is an entire list of once proud chains that are now reduced to a single location, in Bakersfield.

Poor Kevin McCarthy. He was kinda doomed from the start, wasn't he?

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pskbh's avatar

One would think, but...Bakersfield

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"M"'s avatar

Look at these happy and ridiculously photogenic people right here

https://bsky.app/profile/kamalaharris.com/post/3lwyph3zazs2v

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RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

The Cracker Barrel redesigned logo is sad, weak poop.

And I have no further feelings about it.

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Karen Scofield's avatar

TGIF with Tab's and Coffee in the Morning โ˜•๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿค“

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Ward From Cali's avatar

Pat Buchanan on using the atomic bomb against Japan: "a sleepless campaign to inculcate in American youth a revulsion toward Americaโ€™s past.โ€

Yeah, yet another piece of evidence that Buchanan was never actually a conservative, just a fascist. Questioning the morality of dropping atomic bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki is, well, a classically conservative position. One might say that it is a necessary part of forming a conservative philosophy. It doesn't actually matter which side of the question one eventually comes to. The question itself is such a gigantic moral issue that it demands to be pondered.

And, of course, Truman was a Democrat. There was a time when it was conservative orthodoxy that the bombing was morally indefensible. That time would have been when Pat Buchanan was a young but active conservative politician. So it's more than a little telling that he attacks such formative experiences for young conservatives as a "revulsion of America's past."

Almost as if he never actually understood or agreed with conservatism as a political philosophy, just pretended to as a vehicle to power. It's not a surprise, we all know what Pat Buchanan was, and Nixon surrounded himself with people like him. But it's still telling.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

If you donโ€™t feel revulsion over the idea of dropping an atomic bomb on a city (regardless of the military justification), thereโ€™s something wrong with you.

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Ward From Cali's avatar

After long thought, and reading of the history of that part of the war, I came to the conclusion that dripping the bomb was the least immoral thing we could have done, under the circumstances. Ending the war saved at least five million lives, probably more, including millions of Japanese. But I didn't come to that conclusion by thinking, โ€œthe U.S. did it, so it must be okay.โ€ That's not how it works.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

Can anyone break down the NY appeals court ruling? Does this mean the fine is knocked all the way down to $0 or does it go back to the trial court for a new fine?

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Cincinnatus's avatar

"Iโ€™m very good at grass because I have a lot of golf courses all over the place. I know more about grass than any human being I think anywhere in the world," Trump said during remarks to police and National Guard on Thursday. Trump added that he's committed to "regrassing" D.C. parks in the image of the Augusta and Trump National golf courses, claiming that the city's grass "died about forty years ago." "Like everything else, grass has a life," Trump mused. "We have a life and grass has a life." [HuffPost]

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Littorally Speaking's avatar

Nothing demented or irrational about that at all, no siree!

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Pere Ubu's avatar

Got an email this morning from the Heritage Foundation. This one sentence is all you need to know about it:

"When I look out the window now and see the National Guard stationed outside Union Station, I know things are now a lot safer."

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Trux Mint In Box's avatar

โ€œI gave my life to Christ in a Cracker Barrel parking lotโ€ may be one of the funniest sentiments made by any politician in this era.

Iโ€™m pretty sure thatโ€™s a line from a Mestloaf song but the 80โ€™s are a little hazy for me.

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DV Thrombossa Nova's avatar

Christ swallowed.

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