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Lil Snot's avatar

What's with everyone dissing thousand island dressing? I find it tasty on a salad (try it half and half with blue cheese dressing) and divine on a hamburger. But than I am an unrepentant middle-brow..

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie. I couldn't watch the Randy Rainbow video at work (thin walls), so I watched it here at home. It holds up.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

And the right derided Jimmy Carter for his failed attempt to free the Iranian hostages.

At least his failure was due to equipment failure, not terminal stupidity.

Hank Napkin's avatar

Rarely is the question asked 'is our presidents learning'?

Littorally Speaking's avatar

Just like that Venezuelan boat, this is a straight up war crime.

Oh well, it’s not like there’s anybody out there who might use precedents like that as justification to murder US civilians, “because reasons”, amirite?

Stephen St John's avatar

I'm amazed at the number of things Dump has forgotten about, or never heard of.

Majordomo Billy Bojangles's avatar

And how situational his memory is.

Bagels of Doom's avatar

Hey, at least egg prices are down.

Hank Napkin's avatar

What's with all these dicks and all the always pointing? "See that? See it? Right over there! It's called... 'the horizon'".

Delmarva Peninsula's avatar

And this was BEFORE Hegseth. Sheesh.

Hank Napkin's avatar

Correct. History has now two parts: "Pre-Hegseth" and "Hegseth".

Hooker P Tape skipping dipshit's avatar

"those two are definitely fucking,"

No, PAB is fucking Satan.

jltympanum's avatar

Don't forget Reagan. Ronnie was also an idiot president. And behind that genial demeanor he was also vicious.

Enter Ranting's avatar

“I don't know anything about it. I'm hearing it now for the first time.”

Either he's lying or criminally incompetent.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Someone signed Donald Chump's name to an order to militarily invade a foreign country. Who was it? If Donnie knows nothing about it, then someone or someones are signing his name to all sorts of documents and doing things in his name he is completely unaware of.

Is this any way to run a country?

Hooker P Tape skipping dipshit's avatar

Lying. He's always lying.

I didn't eat all the cookies in the cookie jar. It's the first I've heard of it.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

Meanwhile, ICE detains and humiliates Hyundai workers from South Korea.

Our ALLY.

Or former ally. At this point, the only reliable allies we have left are Israel and...???

Linda Osika's avatar

Well, JD Vance, he don't give a shit.

We are in terrible times.

Enter Ranting's avatar

But who gives a shit about JD Vance?

Hooker P Tape skipping dipshit's avatar

I would shit on JD Vance.

Oh, that wasn't the question.

ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

The problem is that once one of these dictators - NK, Russia, China - attacks the USA (dirty bomb, cut internet cables ...) trump is going to shit in his pants and hide. Then one of the completely incompetent trump appointees will take over and we'll all be fucked.

Littorally Speaking's avatar

Pretty sure Pee Wee Goebbels et al *have* already taken over.