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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

My beloved's spawn is an actual rocket scientist who has had fiercely devoted feelings toward NASA since being taken for a ride on the Vomit Comet.

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Thrillseeker. Daredevil.

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rg9rts's avatar

He ain't called a FM for nothing

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tubuc's avatar

It would only run backwards.

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Cobrajet's avatar

He will sell it to Putin or China. If privatized, it will end up in one of their hands.

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Naytch's avatar

She is a Harsh Mistress, and if his Tweets can't reach Earth, all the better!

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Courser's avatar

I have several really good friends who've retired from Lockheed-Martin and Ball Aerospace. Actual rocket scientists live here. These are men and women who live their entire lives in anonymity and can never, ever talk about what they do.

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Courser's avatar

Welcome! You found our sekrit clubhouse.

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Dr. Rags's avatar

I'm afraid he would react like Zaphod and be totally froody with the idea that he was the most important being in the universe.

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Granny Sprinkle's avatar

My sweetheart's dad worked on every Apollo mission. Needless to say that NASA is a beloved thing here in my house.

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Dr. Rags's avatar

linky dead

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Granny Sprinkle's avatar

Surely there's a less painful way to get rid of all those pesky brain cells you've got laying around.

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Dr.  Hooker P. Tape's avatar

I bet Trump's pal, Vlad, would be happy to buy our half for pennies on the dollar.

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HooverVilles's avatar

I can no longer find it on www.fixnewsdotcom.Dang, looks like I should have taken a sreen shot right away.

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LeighBowery'sLuxuryComedy's avatar

Villa Straylight, maybe?

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