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Kiwiwriter's avatar

As Mad magazine once wrote: "You know your campaign is in trouble when you poll your own campaign staff and find yourself trailing."

Athaic's avatar

Very important difference.The first one knows who he works for.With appropriately subtile... encouragements, the second one may truly believe he is a free man and all his decisions are his own. With the added bonus of plausible deniability.

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Stuff them all into a goddamn bottle and send them out with the Pacific current.

Be sure to affix Solomon's seal on the bottle.Oh, no, not because I really think that it will magically keep them inside (although, it doesn't hurt to add it anyway).It's just that I am a meanie and I enjoy the idea of right-wing hacks having to contemplate a Jewish symbol on their jail's door for all eternity.

popebuck1's avatar

Barbara Walters would have been behind bars AGES ago.

just_jim's avatar

They are America -hating. So at least that's consistent.

Heat Miser's avatar

Sort of Like Trevor Noah

nicko foresta's avatar

How is the entire last three years possible?

Petunia Cat's avatar

50% of the sample was over 50! 🤪 And big hunk still knew to blame the police. 🤣

Princess Erika the Radiant's avatar

Corbin is most famous as the home of Harlan Sanders/KFC - however it also known forba nasty "race riot" where white people drove off all of the black residents becoming a "sundown town" in 1919 and its mentioned in James Loewen's book on Sundown Towns - likely why the name was familiar to you

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"Sure he's a complete fuckup, but on the bright side he hates black and brown people."For some, it's the horns of a dilemma. (For most of us, it's the other end of the animal.)

TalentNotAutotune's avatar

The funny thing is that he doesn't know how to spell it! He's as famous for misspelling words as he is for his idiotic takes.

James Smith's avatar

Covid 19's impact on the US is what happens when the president and his administration is anti-science

unclejeems's avatar

Well, I give the old guy in the wheelchair a little credit for knowing the difference between the real confederate flag and the battle flag. But not much. They're both just sad and pathetic.

Pollos Hermanos ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ's avatar

Poor dude with the cane was probably just out for his morning walk and got in the shot.

He doesn't strike me as a bubba dumbfuck.