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Kiwiwriter's avatar

As Mad magazine once wrote: "You know your campaign is in trouble when you poll your own campaign staff and find yourself trailing."

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Athaic's avatar

Very important difference.The first one knows who he works for.With appropriately subtile... encouragements, the second one may truly believe he is a free man and all his decisions are his own. With the added bonus of plausible deniability.

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Athaic's avatar

Stuff them all into a goddamn bottle and send them out with the Pacific current.

Be sure to affix Solomon's seal on the bottle.Oh, no, not because I really think that it will magically keep them inside (although, it doesn't hurt to add it anyway).It's just that I am a meanie and I enjoy the idea of right-wing hacks having to contemplate a Jewish symbol on their jail's door for all eternity.

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popebuck1's avatar

Barbara Walters would have been behind bars AGES ago.

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just_jim's avatar

They are America -hating. So at least that's consistent.

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Heat Miser's avatar

Sort of Like Trevor Noah

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nicko foresta's avatar

How is the entire last three years possible?

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Petunia Cat's avatar

50% of the sample was over 50! 🤪 And big hunk still knew to blame the police. 🤣

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Princess Erika the Radiant's avatar

Corbin is most famous as the home of Harlan Sanders/KFC - however it also known forba nasty "race riot" where white people drove off all of the black residents becoming a "sundown town" in 1919 and its mentioned in James Loewen's book on Sundown Towns - likely why the name was familiar to you

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"Sure he's a complete fuckup, but on the bright side he hates black and brown people."For some, it's the horns of a dilemma. (For most of us, it's the other end of the animal.)

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Thank you, you are so right.

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TalentNotAutotune's avatar

The funny thing is that he doesn't know how to spell it! He's as famous for misspelling words as he is for his idiotic takes.

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Meccalopolis's avatar

Comical Ali!

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James Smith's avatar

Covid 19's impact on the US is what happens when the president and his administration is anti-science

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unclejeems's avatar

Well, I give the old guy in the wheelchair a little credit for knowing the difference between the real confederate flag and the battle flag. But not much. They're both just sad and pathetic.

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Pollos Hermanos ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ's avatar

Poor dude with the cane was probably just out for his morning walk and got in the shot.

He doesn't strike me as a bubba dumbfuck.

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