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Old town Urbandale's avatar

I seem to remember a (high society?) woman making some reference to her dickie bird in a Warner Brothers cartoon. Probably Tweety. He was always a dick to Sylvester.

Tovarish Z's avatar

Wow...he looks...sober! How strange.

Sophia for P.M. of Canada's avatar

Thanks so much Evan. I am having a shit day at work and then I found this. BWAHAHAHA! I needed that laugh even though people at work are looking at me strange now. I'd call them my coworkers but it seems THEY DON'T FUCKING WORK.

La Cieca's avatar

I haven't even had coffee yet, but "Needledick Durbin."

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

She has a great future as a mortician's assistant.

Synykyl's avatar

Yeah, but Trump is even less self aware than he is witty.

kareemachan's avatar

DIKDIK LIBELZ!!!!!!!!!!

theCryptofishist's avatar

Well, I guess that he's not reading Wonkette.

theCryptofishist's avatar

What does it say about me that I so often identified with the thwarted predator, rather than the clever prey? Nothing good, I'm sure.

Iam Reading's avatar

Republicans hold the majority in all of government. They control all of it. So of course if they can't get anything done it's obviously the Democrats fault.

Mavenmaven's avatar

According to Russian prostitutes, Trump's a bit challenged down there so maybe it is a touchy point for him.

Poly_Ester's avatar

You sure donnie's middle name isn't WTF?

asisherwonk-lainey's avatar

I can't see one of these without thinking about my beloved grandma, RIP. She visited us in Kenya and she couldn't get enough of these little guys. Always talking about the dik diks. She was just fond of itty bitty animals. Had about 20 or so chihuahuas throughout her life, I think. OK, maybe 5. But still.