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Tessiee's avatar

Literally any member of my family: No, those are epigrams. You're thinking of GAZEBOS.

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Not all heroes wear capes.Or anything.

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There's shitty human beings, and then there's being served with a subpoena for fraud while at your deposition for r*pe.

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Evading consequences.Destroying things.

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Adrian Forrester: Bees won't bother you, unless you bother them. Wasps are different. They're territorial and they're social.Amy Maddik: Social? Like they want to be friends?Adrian Forrester: Like they attack in groups.

hipler's avatar

you win the internetoh when will this bullshit with tfg end?

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Child's Play 2"Sorry, Jack -- Chucky's back!"

When your ads are APOLOGIZING for the sequel, you know it's bad.

Maybe's avatar

What Supreme Court? Our current Court is 2/9 fraud and 2/3 nuts cases.

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Have you noticed that when WingNuts talk about pedophilia, grooming, etc., there is a distinct note of envy in their voices?

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before, during and after

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Perfect article, Liz.

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My DSO and I have similar Buffy-isms…..long live the Slayer!

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No "treat," for once? Maybe?? I mean, I know-for sure!!-- that TFG will never spend a day behind bars, which is where he has belonged for the last 10-20 years. But maybe, finally, a wittle, itty, bitty slap on the wrist?? Hey, it could happen!

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"A level seldom seen..." Stupid speech, endlessly repeated.