Try To Act Surprised: Iowa Republicans Love Santorum
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It's still early in Vampire Hours for the Iowa caucus results to be definitive, but Rick Santorum appears to be holding a slight lead, or maybe even a tie, with Asteroid Jesus-worshipper Mitt Romney. We are what, half-way thru this abomination? This is just embarrassing for everyone involved, because Rick Santorum has spent approximately "his last six dollars" in Iowa, one millionth of what all other candidates campaigning in Iowa have spent each in order to lose to a weepy, whiny bigot whose principal appeal to the rest of America is sex comedy, due to his filthy name.
Try To Act Surprised: Iowa Republicans Love Santorum
Try To Act Surprised: Iowa Republicans Love…
Try To Act Surprised: Iowa Republicans Love Santorum
It's still early in Vampire Hours for the Iowa caucus results to be definitive, but Rick Santorum appears to be holding a slight lead, or maybe even a tie, with Asteroid Jesus-worshipper Mitt Romney. We are what, half-way thru this abomination? This is just embarrassing for everyone involved, because Rick Santorum has spent approximately "his last six dollars" in Iowa, one millionth of what all other candidates campaigning in Iowa have spent each in order to lose to a weepy, whiny bigot whose principal appeal to the rest of America is sex comedy, due to his filthy name.